Few days before exam..
Once again, my lazy arse is getting on my nerves..
So I want to take some time out to blog a little..
Exam preparation is fantastic.. last minute work again.. yeah!!! Pages done - Erm.. 2 pages.. Haha
CNY preparation is fantastic too.. did lots of shopping.. year 2009 will be expecting a new Bensasoun with lots of new clothes with style thanks to my dear.. *lubs*
Year end of 2008 also will be expecting a broke Bensasoun thanks to >> my dear, my sister, myself << (2 b'days in December, this fear has profounded into my soul, eternally)
So hopefully in 2 days time, OB exam wont be too harsh on this little boy.
Otherwise, I will sexually harass myself !!!
After braining off myself, I will have to "cheok chou" back to my hometown and slave for 1 month. Gosh~ this world certainly do not have free lunch or kap na jumping around
Fortunately, my sister and cousin Steven will support me when i'm back AS THEY HAVE PROMISED ME TO DO SO IF NOT THEY WILL SUFFER SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR LYING TO THEIR BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KiKi =D
If you don't, well.. I will sexually harass myself again! Haha
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
The Month of December
Okay, first of all in the month of December I have 3 (three) major celebrations which are quite major (ALAMAK!!!). In ascending orders, they are my sister's birthday, my girlfriend's birthday and Christmas. Because I am still in the "student" category, therefore I do not have any worries for Christmas except no money for clubbing.
But in this year's December, walaoeh, I almost commited suicide because of my 2 (two) taukeh-so (see-tao-poh @ boss' wife). First I would like to talk about things which have happened. Super advanced birthday celebration for my sister, Jennifer. Below is a picture of her, if you see her on any occasion, anytime and anywhere. PLEASE do not hesistate but to turn back and run as fast as possible!!! You will know why..........
(Extra info: My dad once told me, "Son, you CAN forget my birthday. But NOT your sister's. She is born in 1985 and she might run u over") - check chinese lunar calender
(Extra info: My dad once told me, "Son, you CAN forget my birthday. But NOT your sister's. She is born in 1985 and she might run u over") - check chinese lunar calender
Tada - The Devil Cow with an Angel's smile
Straight after work, she came to Bangsar Village 2 to meet up with us. Well, we walked. We walked a little. We walked around the area. We walked into boutiques and we walked pass cafes and bistros and shops and streets and cars. We finally went to Marmalade for a feast. I consider this as her Christmas present.
Before this, me and my girl already set up a suprise Birthday present for her. I would like to spoil my sis a little since she always spoil me. She bought me a blue cardigan from People's. Not wanting to tantalize her again, I obeyed to her wish which is a Cleo from Crocs. Besides from the slipper and the dinner, we also got her a lovely and cute card which has interesting words in it. My girl gave it some "renovation", just to add more flavour =). It was wrapped nicely and remained under the seat for sometime. No words to be spoken. It remained silent.
Coming back to the dinner part, Marmalade didn't look quite inviting outside. But when we jumped in, the decorations were actually fantastic, although the wooden furnitures are quite old with cracks. We sat down, looked at the menu, picked our food, made our orders. Then we started cham whoring. Hehe for people who know me close I'm actually kinda camera shy but this time I laid it down. Gratz to myself :D
I told myself, wow, this menu is hard
My sister brain-washing my girl to ally her =\
Then, came our food and our drinks.
Fettucini Salmon
Taste like drain water+ginger
**** I can't believe this cost me RM10
Dear, I wanna try yours
Dear: Drink back your one lah
Cheh.. drink ma drink.. Ah, here comes Aglio Olio. Kiki
*Lubs*
Alamak!! I also kena brain-wash d... KiKi
Ok lah.. Fren back
Three of a kind
After dinner, we sent my sister back home. From Bangsar Village to her house, it was a short 5 minutes for her but a long 5 minutes for my big plan. Haha. As we reach, she opened the door. We exchanged greets and smiles. As she sets her right leg out of the door onto the tar pavement, I quickly took out the bag of suprise and gave it to her. Kiki suprise. She seemed happy, so we were happy too!
The suprise with the envelope beautifully decorated by my Dear
The cute card.. Just like me... Hehe *Ahems*
The cute card.. Just like me... Hehe *Ahems*
Cleo from Crocs; HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!!!
Time spent was not more than 4 hours, but it was enough. Full of joys, laughters, teasing-me and silly stuff. Happy birthday sis from me and elle. Quality time, but not quantity! Yeah!
Saturday, November 22, 2008
"The Road Not Taken"
Aah, I remember this picture. It must be Form4 or Form5 literature. I wonder how I remembered it. A miracle. Couldn't remember the name so well but, but, after some search using keywords I finally found out. For something to stay inside of my memory so long, it must be "extrodinary".I remember this poem's author, Robert Frost illustrated himself inside the poem in a situation where he needs to travel to some place, but there are 2 roads available. However, one has more signs of tear and wear while the other remained calm and steady. The I remembered something like the took a day off there but the next day no one passed by. In the end he made the decision to choose the road less travelled!
(ps: Robert Frost soon found the time machine together with Michael J. Fox, they travelled through the tunnel of times soon, and Robert became Bill Gates, while Michael changed his name to Jackson and started to became Wacko) - bullshit
Really, I couldn't remember the whole story and its meaning completely and precisely. So I done some research because I wanted to know. Then, hopefully it will be able to help my cousin solve his problem.
In this poem, he walked down the woods and saw two roads. He tried to reach his sight as far as possible but what he saw was vague. Too bad, he COULDN'T travel both. So he kept looking at the roads and thought for some time which one to take.
He looked down at the first road, and claim that it is more worn. So wanted to take the second road, but then he noticed that they are almost similarly worn. They were about the same but not exactly.
The next day, fresh leaves has fallen on both road and there is no obvious sign of any traffic. He wanted to go with the second road and then come back sometime in future for the first road. However, life is short and he doubted that he will be able to do so.
The trickiest part in this poem is this part. He chose one of the two roads. After that he expressed his feelings with a "sigh" and mentioned that the decision made all the "difference".
A sigh may be a positive sigh (what a relief) or a negative sigh (oh dear). Therefore, the end which leads down to the word "difference" couldn't specifically tell us whether the decision of him choosing the road from the other was a positive difference or a negative difference.
Dear Steven. The same goes with your decision. Its obvious you cant attend both Elim Youth Camp or your St.John Ambulance Camp. You took some time out. You work your brain hard thinking of which one to go. You doubt your own decision. You lose faith. I see fear in your eyes that will take the heart of mine. BUT NOT TODAY. Today we Fight for Brotherhood!
LoL sound familiar right? haha...
You are thorn between two decisions which is both of equal importance to you. But I see you have made your decision to join the Youth Camp if I correct. Then some Singh came up again to persuade you to join the St. John Camp.
It's just like the poem. Imagine you are Robert Frost at the time he had to make the decision. In the end, he made the decision and went on with it. But what he told us is that the decision made all the "difference", but we don't know if it's positive or negative. Even he himself didn't know because it is the future. And he certainly can never travel both cause life is short.
So what I got for you Bro is that, whichever your decision is, it will lead to a "difference". Positive or negative, is for you to find out. I can't tell you which road to take because I'm an idiot with directions :)
But I just want to let you know that, whether studying Form6 or Pre-U, it doesn't matter. It's still the same shit. In the end, eventually you will get your Degree. The content however, is important. I did Form6 because I wanted to. And I enjoyed it. And my brain is not so free to think of what I will be missing off if I went for Pre-U instead of Form6. So I had a positive "difference".
For you, in choosing which camp to go to, and for choosing either for Form6 or Pre-U, it's most important that you understand which one you wanted the most. Then go for it. I believe both camp will be fun, but if your heart tells you that you miss your gay partner Clarence so much that you can sacrifice your St. John Camp which is also a once in a lifetime experience. Then you should listen to your heart and go to that camp immediately and make out with Clarence XD
And Youth Camp should be fun, cause I've been to it twice if I've not mistaken.
All the best to your in your SPM. We are already proud. DO us more proud. Hehe
Hear me out!!! o0o
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful word in Cantonese today is the word "TEW"
It is one magical word which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
"TEW" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh tewed Irene) and intransitive (eg. Irene wastewed by Goh)
It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a tew about Irene) or an adverb (Irene is te-wing beautiful)
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Tew"Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
*Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor
*Dismay - Tew nia ma hai
*Trouble - Lei chii tew lor
*Aggression - Tew kow lei
*Passive - Tew ngor
*Confusion - Tew mat chat?
*Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah...
*Despair - Li bei yan tew lorr
*Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah..
*Religious - Omi toh fut, tew
*Incompetence - Oh, tew lo
*Displeasure - Tew, fart sang meh yeh si ah??
*Laziness - Mou lan tew ...
*Rebellion - Tew chart hoi!
*Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah???
*Misunderstanding - Hui dei tew chow hoi
*Denial - Ngor mou tew dou...
*Low self-esteem - Ngor mou lan tew yoong
*Suprised - Wahh!!! tew...
*Insane - Chi lan tew sin
*Frustration - Tewwwwwwwww...
*Calm - Mou tew! Mou tew!
*Flirtatious - Lai tew ngor la
*Honest - Ngor yau tew dou
*Dissapointed - Hou 7 tew ge la
*Hungry - Kuay tew
*Lonely - Mou yan tew ngor
*Accident - Look 7 lo, tew
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say the word "TEW"?
It is one magical word which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
"TEW" falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh tewed Irene) and intransitive (eg. Irene wastewed by Goh)
It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a tew about Irene) or an adverb (Irene is te-wing beautiful)
It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Tew"Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:
*Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor
*Dismay - Tew nia ma hai
*Trouble - Lei chii tew lor
*Aggression - Tew kow lei
*Passive - Tew ngor
*Confusion - Tew mat chat?
*Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah...
*Despair - Li bei yan tew lorr
*Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah..
*Religious - Omi toh fut, tew
*Incompetence - Oh, tew lo
*Displeasure - Tew, fart sang meh yeh si ah??
*Laziness - Mou lan tew ...
*Rebellion - Tew chart hoi!
*Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah???
*Misunderstanding - Hui dei tew chow hoi
*Denial - Ngor mou tew dou...
*Low self-esteem - Ngor mou lan tew yoong
*Suprised - Wahh!!! tew...
*Insane - Chi lan tew sin
*Frustration - Tewwwwwwwww...
*Calm - Mou tew! Mou tew!
*Flirtatious - Lai tew ngor la
*Honest - Ngor yau tew dou
*Dissapointed - Hou 7 tew ge la
*Hungry - Kuay tew
*Lonely - Mou yan tew ngor
*Accident - Look 7 lo, tew
The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say the word "TEW"?
Thursday, November 20, 2008
RETURN OF THE KING
Hi guys.. I'm back
It's been a long time since I left and it shouldn't be that way
Just wanna keep my fans out there updated with the latest information.
So Forest Diu King is back...
Bad news first - Casualties
In recent "battles" with cancer.. My friend Onn Chai's severed body finally gave in .. but his soul would still hang around in mah-joong parlours and around sexy beaches.. RIP my first class "pei ka" and barren friend...
Second, Mrs. Lam, Audrey's tuition teacher suffering years from stomach cancer, succumbed to it. Such a wonderful teacher she is.. Although she's gone, the education lost a good old teacher but found a good new one as well .. (i'm gonna fucking teach when i finish Uni =D)
Third one, is Mr.Lee's son. Some brief profile about his son. His son is a manager is a Japanese wooden manufacturer, 2nd in the family and urm in about his late 20's. His father found his son hanging himself to death in his room. No notes or words was left behind. However, his father told us that he gambles..
NO FURTHER COMMENT WILL BE GIVEN!!
ps: Don't gamble.. It will take your life faster than AIDS....
There we go.. 3 casualties in a week's time ... that's what big enough to move the KING's lazy arse back to his laptop and do some finger exercising..
Next up, Good news - Marriage
Good news guys.. I just got my girlfriend pregnant and her parent's are gonna kill me. :)
Just crappin..
My brother from another father and mother, is coming back from Johor after being on fugitive because he owe me some shit and i told him i'm gonna chop his dick off... XD
Now he's back to celebrate her sister's wedding .. (its not his, its her.. yes my friend is a faggot :) ) By the way, his nick is Smeagol
I'm invited and I plan to go to meet him, her sister for the first time and other friends and etc..
It's a happy celebration, and congratz we've got another couple with License to fuck.. kiki
Indeed... a GOOD news
The truth is, many things happened in the past, happy ones and sad ones as well but I did not do any update because I'm lazy and I have a good memory (blogging are for aging people).
But as I age.. ^^ I know I need to blog more. So I will try my best to update in future..but the past would be difficult..the other hindrance is pictures.. I don't have a digi-cam.. I cant cam-whore.. ROFL..
So let's put the past aside as History, appreciate today by blogging because the future is a Mystery.. yeah
It's been a long time since I left and it shouldn't be that way
Just wanna keep my fans out there updated with the latest information.
So Forest Diu King is back...
Bad news first - Casualties
In recent "battles" with cancer.. My friend Onn Chai's severed body finally gave in .. but his soul would still hang around in mah-joong parlours and around sexy beaches.. RIP my first class "pei ka" and barren friend...
Second, Mrs. Lam, Audrey's tuition teacher suffering years from stomach cancer, succumbed to it. Such a wonderful teacher she is.. Although she's gone, the education lost a good old teacher but found a good new one as well .. (i'm gonna fucking teach when i finish Uni =D)
Third one, is Mr.Lee's son. Some brief profile about his son. His son is a manager is a Japanese wooden manufacturer, 2nd in the family and urm in about his late 20's. His father found his son hanging himself to death in his room. No notes or words was left behind. However, his father told us that he gambles..
NO FURTHER COMMENT WILL BE GIVEN!!
ps: Don't gamble.. It will take your life faster than AIDS....
There we go.. 3 casualties in a week's time ... that's what big enough to move the KING's lazy arse back to his laptop and do some finger exercising..
Next up, Good news - Marriage
Good news guys.. I just got my girlfriend pregnant and her parent's are gonna kill me. :)
Just crappin..
My brother from another father and mother, is coming back from Johor after being on fugitive because he owe me some shit and i told him i'm gonna chop his dick off... XD
Now he's back to celebrate her sister's wedding .. (its not his, its her.. yes my friend is a faggot :) ) By the way, his nick is Smeagol
I'm invited and I plan to go to meet him, her sister for the first time and other friends and etc..
It's a happy celebration, and congratz we've got another couple with License to fuck.. kiki
Indeed... a GOOD news
The truth is, many things happened in the past, happy ones and sad ones as well but I did not do any update because I'm lazy and I have a good memory (blogging are for aging people).
But as I age.. ^^ I know I need to blog more. So I will try my best to update in future..but the past would be difficult..the other hindrance is pictures.. I don't have a digi-cam.. I cant cam-whore.. ROFL..
So let's put the past aside as History, appreciate today by blogging because the future is a Mystery.. yeah
Monday, October 27, 2008
salvation army
In less than a week's time, there is one assignment due, 1 midterm and 2 more assignments to come with midterms and tutorials and boring lecture classes. Part of my mind and body is tired and wore off. Also damm boring, short sem is like digging a hole, when shit is wanting so desperately to burst out of your anal, the "kap si" feeling.. walao @_@ sieh ah
On the other hand, flashing back on the treaties at Italiannies, it was absolutely exquisite and refreshing. (freakin expensive too) Dear sister, you are the best in the world :) If once a week got such nice refreshment, then good lor.. hoho
Since I have been inactive for such a long long time, just wanted to crap a little...
Back to my stuff now.. adios amigo... and beach-o
On the other hand, flashing back on the treaties at Italiannies, it was absolutely exquisite and refreshing. (freakin expensive too) Dear sister, you are the best in the world :) If once a week got such nice refreshment, then good lor.. hoho
Since I have been inactive for such a long long time, just wanted to crap a little...
Back to my stuff now.. adios amigo... and beach-o
Friday, October 17, 2008
*Speechless*
Today is a sad day..
My mind sores of sorrowness..
I'm drowned in my own tears..
Notice the date of the last post??
I haven't been busy.. I'm just letting my arse get lazy..
Nice come back tho... LOL... i guess ... =(
My mind sores of sorrowness..
I'm drowned in my own tears..
Notice the date of the last post??
I haven't been busy.. I'm just letting my arse get lazy..
Nice come back tho... LOL... i guess ... =(
Friday, September 5, 2008
Growing Up
Today, I realised something...
Something that I have not given thought to...
All of a sudden "it" came and struck me...
"It" was harsh...
But all I can do is to accept "it"...
Luckily that this time, I had a pillar to hold things from falling...
How long will this pillar hold on?
When will it finally give in, devastated into runes to protect me...
Is it worth for it to do so for me?
Will I disappoint it?
Will I disappoint myself?
Should I strengthen the pillar?
Or just let is waste into dust?
Or should I waste it for a purpose?
A purpose so great that waste dust turns into gold sand...
Just like Midas' touch?
Dear Lord, I have not been a faithful servant...
I did You wrong Lord...
Make me a better person...
Prosper me and my family with health...
A humble plead from Your rebellious servant...
I want to have a new life, a new style too perhaps...
Bring to me Glory... [just like Manchester United]
Provide me with might and will power...
Then I shall provide for my family...
And provide for You when I can...
Bring to me trouble as well...
As it makes me stronger and wiser...
As it lets me see good and evil...
So that I know which path to travel...
To finally... Grow Up!
Something that I have not given thought to...
All of a sudden "it" came and struck me...
"It" was harsh...
But all I can do is to accept "it"...
Luckily that this time, I had a pillar to hold things from falling...
How long will this pillar hold on?
When will it finally give in, devastated into runes to protect me...
Is it worth for it to do so for me?
Will I disappoint it?
Will I disappoint myself?
Should I strengthen the pillar?
Or just let is waste into dust?
Or should I waste it for a purpose?
A purpose so great that waste dust turns into gold sand...
Just like Midas' touch?
Dear Lord, I have not been a faithful servant...
I did You wrong Lord...
Make me a better person...
Prosper me and my family with health...
A humble plead from Your rebellious servant...
I want to have a new life, a new style too perhaps...
Bring to me Glory... [just like Manchester United]
Provide me with might and will power...
Then I shall provide for my family...
And provide for You when I can...
Bring to me trouble as well...
As it makes me stronger and wiser...
As it lets me see good and evil...
So that I know which path to travel...
To finally... Grow Up!
Thursday, August 28, 2008
On and on and on ...
Things kept on coming, thrown onto my drained but muscular body. (haha)
Got list of things that i should do.. however got few solved thanks to my precious darlin and peipei(eric).
I also got a pair of helping hand from my dear~ in washing clothes etc.. feel so.. so.. "xin fu" (happy)...
however not being pessimistic...
it just started...
dont want it to end...
dont know when it will end...
will there be such thing as "lived happily ever after"?
or "move on you pathetic faggot"?
future seems unclear...
but ONE thing that is definite is that my sister is officially graduated this Saturday...
*tada* its her convocation...
my parents are coming...
so am i...
gratz to my sister...
althought something bad had fallen on her recently...
hope that she can be strong...
and think for herself...
to path herself a career she enjoys...
and to live long enough until i con all her money...
then we can all burn in hell...
LOL .. farking arse.. just kidding v^^
whatever happens...
it happens...
just like Steven being chosen to enter NS...
Steve, please dont simply shoot people with guns...
They are loaded, no counter-strike please...
Haha... and nice new watch too =D...
Because of all these, i hope that my cousin Bernard would work harder in the gym...
I will be busting my balls-to-the-walls to knock you down...
The "feeling" is coming back...
And i like it...
5 months countdown...
Haha...
All the best to everyone in the world in their undergoing...
Especially people anticipating examinations like me, my classmates, coursemates, friends, uni-mates, house-mates, my cousins, my father, my mother and my foes...
For your information, my mom and dad's having their alcohol test... v^^
Got list of things that i should do.. however got few solved thanks to my precious darlin and peipei(eric).
I also got a pair of helping hand from my dear~ in washing clothes etc.. feel so.. so.. "xin fu" (happy)...
however not being pessimistic...
it just started...
dont want it to end...
dont know when it will end...
will there be such thing as "lived happily ever after"?
or "move on you pathetic faggot"?
future seems unclear...
but ONE thing that is definite is that my sister is officially graduated this Saturday...
*tada* its her convocation...
my parents are coming...
so am i...
gratz to my sister...
althought something bad had fallen on her recently...
hope that she can be strong...
and think for herself...
to path herself a career she enjoys...
and to live long enough until i con all her money...
then we can all burn in hell...
LOL .. farking arse.. just kidding v^^
whatever happens...
it happens...
just like Steven being chosen to enter NS...
Steve, please dont simply shoot people with guns...
They are loaded, no counter-strike please...
Haha... and nice new watch too =D...
Because of all these, i hope that my cousin Bernard would work harder in the gym...
I will be busting my balls-to-the-walls to knock you down...
The "feeling" is coming back...
And i like it...
5 months countdown...
Haha...
All the best to everyone in the world in their undergoing...
Especially people anticipating examinations like me, my classmates, coursemates, friends, uni-mates, house-mates, my cousins, my father, my mother and my foes...
For your information, my mom and dad's having their alcohol test... v^^
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Meeting...part 2
Today, is a wonderful Saturday. Most of my family members are majority in MCA hall for my cousin's convocation. On the other side of Kuala Lumpur, I had my own meeting with my "other" family.
We woke up early in the morning, at about 9.30am to prepare. Actually, its not really that early.. lol
Started journey quite early but took us 2 hours to reach Midvalley, cause i kept using the wrong road. WTF?? However, glad to be in Midvalley finally.. such a relieve
Went to Midvalley with my beloved to shop around. Thought taking some final time out before finally forcing ourselves to study for finals exam. Also as a celebration cause my darlin just got her ptptn..
She got herself some girl's stuff, like short trousers and a t-shirt and still complaints about only buying 2 items @@
I pampered myself with a brand new nike shoe =D and i like it .. yeah baby
We ate pizza for lunch, and got a tea time japanese treat from my darlin.. sushi~
Got alot of obstacles, such as using 2 hours to reach Midvalley, water leaking from the bottle in her handbag wetting the alarm and her handphone.. and had us worrying about how to start the car properly without an alarm..but had it all figured out thanks to MingMing (ipo mali) Sakali~~
Happy day but still have to fucking figure out how to fix the fucking alarm and dry the fucking handphone... fukkkkkkkkkkkk oOo
(ps: excuse me for the foul-language.. its my style.. check my title, kiki thx u)
T.T b'cos her handphone is out of service and mine is so "modern".. couldn't take any pics....
We woke up early in the morning, at about 9.30am to prepare. Actually, its not really that early.. lol
Started journey quite early but took us 2 hours to reach Midvalley, cause i kept using the wrong road. WTF?? However, glad to be in Midvalley finally.. such a relieve
Went to Midvalley with my beloved to shop around. Thought taking some final time out before finally forcing ourselves to study for finals exam. Also as a celebration cause my darlin just got her ptptn..
She got herself some girl's stuff, like short trousers and a t-shirt and still complaints about only buying 2 items @@
I pampered myself with a brand new nike shoe =D and i like it .. yeah baby
We ate pizza for lunch, and got a tea time japanese treat from my darlin.. sushi~
Got alot of obstacles, such as using 2 hours to reach Midvalley, water leaking from the bottle in her handbag wetting the alarm and her handphone.. and had us worrying about how to start the car properly without an alarm..but had it all figured out thanks to MingMing (ipo mali) Sakali~~
Happy day but still have to fucking figure out how to fix the fucking alarm and dry the fucking handphone... fukkkkkkkkkkkk oOo
(ps: excuse me for the foul-language.. its my style.. check my title, kiki thx u)
T.T b'cos her handphone is out of service and mine is so "modern".. couldn't take any pics....
Meeting...
Well, had a family meeting on 22nd of August (Friday) near Sunway area...
First went to Yuen for steamboat and then Sunway Pyramid to walk around..
Found out that it wasn't an ordinary meeting, it was a gathering or rather a celebration for my cousin sister Oi Yoke's convocation. Gratz....
Next week would be my sister's convocation, sad to say i'm gonna attend due to my busy schedule, however my dear beloved sis would still have to sponsor me rm100 :)
Just kidding, i'll be there...
We also gave my sister a new nickname : "masi mushroom"
(ps: she's been eating mushroom the whole night, incredible world record of 4 times)
(ps again: if olympics have this event.. she'll give Malaysia a gold this olympic)
Also meet up with this new guy, my cousin's boyfriend Eddy. Nice guy with a promising future. Drives a Lancer.. @@ wow... (ps: i loaned it to him =D)
My cousin bro had some shootings too.. but not his "load".. its archery
Pictures and other details will be uploaded a.s.a.p including beautiful pictures of me and myself...kiki
First went to Yuen for steamboat and then Sunway Pyramid to walk around..
Found out that it wasn't an ordinary meeting, it was a gathering or rather a celebration for my cousin sister Oi Yoke's convocation. Gratz....
Next week would be my sister's convocation, sad to say i'm gonna attend due to my busy schedule, however my dear beloved sis would still have to sponsor me rm100 :)
Just kidding, i'll be there...
We also gave my sister a new nickname : "masi mushroom"
(ps: she's been eating mushroom the whole night, incredible world record of 4 times)
(ps again: if olympics have this event.. she'll give Malaysia a gold this olympic)
Also meet up with this new guy, my cousin's boyfriend Eddy. Nice guy with a promising future. Drives a Lancer.. @@ wow... (ps: i loaned it to him =D)
My cousin bro had some shootings too.. but not his "load".. its archery
Pictures and other details will be uploaded a.s.a.p including beautiful pictures of me and myself...kiki
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Out of "nowhere" ....
I'm confused..
Is it "no where" or "now here"..
Both carries different meaning..
But the phrase out of now here seems awkward and retarded =\
So i guess we're down to out of no where... BINGO!
Okay, since its "out of nowhere"... I need to tell ya'll what exactly came out of nowhere... hehe
Where did u came from?
I never thought of u...
Didn't see u coming at all...
Dreamt of u... but...dont go too far i thought.. ben u might get yourself lost...
But...I dared myself to go for it...when there was an opportunity.. when the door is opened..
It seems to be narrow, but i managed to squeesh myself in..
Now i found myself to be happy...
Having the time of my life..
With my new loved one..
Fresh and fragile..
Thinking back.. I won..but i have also lost..
Everyone encounters that..
I won Her heart..
But i broke someone else's heart..
But heck with that.. someone broken mine too before..
Took me sometime to heal.. so hang in there buddy!
Deal with it and get over with it..
LoveMe, but dont HateMe..
U see me now, but u might not see me later..
Things are sudden...
Try to appreciate..
Try not to be discontempted..
Embrace... everything... even flaws..
Believe.. and you will be believed..
Words are spoken..
Promises have been made..
To keep a promise, u must first give it away..
I gave mine.. u gave yours..
Break it.. and u will break my heart..
Keep yours and i'll keep mine..
LoveMe and i'll love u..
HateMe... i will still love u.. with a broken heart...
I'll cry to c u happy..
Dear...
Eat me..
Look at me..
Love me..
Easy on me..
Expect from me..
Need me
:)
Is it "no where" or "now here"..
Both carries different meaning..
But the phrase out of now here seems awkward and retarded =\
So i guess we're down to out of no where... BINGO!
Okay, since its "out of nowhere"... I need to tell ya'll what exactly came out of nowhere... hehe
Where did u came from?
I never thought of u...
Didn't see u coming at all...
Dreamt of u... but...dont go too far i thought.. ben u might get yourself lost...
But...I dared myself to go for it...when there was an opportunity.. when the door is opened..
It seems to be narrow, but i managed to squeesh myself in..
Now i found myself to be happy...
Having the time of my life..
With my new loved one..
Fresh and fragile..
Thinking back.. I won..but i have also lost..
Everyone encounters that..
I won Her heart..
But i broke someone else's heart..
But heck with that.. someone broken mine too before..
Took me sometime to heal.. so hang in there buddy!
Deal with it and get over with it..
LoveMe, but dont HateMe..
U see me now, but u might not see me later..
Things are sudden...
Try to appreciate..
Try not to be discontempted..
Embrace... everything... even flaws..
Believe.. and you will be believed..
Words are spoken..
Promises have been made..
To keep a promise, u must first give it away..
I gave mine.. u gave yours..
Break it.. and u will break my heart..
Keep yours and i'll keep mine..
LoveMe and i'll love u..
HateMe... i will still love u.. with a broken heart...
I'll cry to c u happy..
Dear...
Eat me..
Look at me..
Love me..
Easy on me..
Expect from me..
Need me
:)
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
Finally I found you XXXDDDDD
I'm on a writing spree, consecutively posting 2 topics in a night, within 1 hour. Hehe I'm so freakin happy right now...
Not because I have a quiz tomorrow morning at 8...
It's because I found something that has disappeared from me for a long long long time..
No its not my dick... damm = =" It has been with me all the while.. LOL
Its my all time favourite techno song Pinball. So sad that many other songs with the same title made it such a hard time for me to look it for.. but finally .. today I found it!!! Its actually Pinball by Mike MH-4. Yeah Baby I found you!!!!! XD Below is the song I'm talking about. Try it.. its fun.. lol
And another favourite nu-metal song, Room to breathe by Blindspott which to my suprise which I do not know before today, is a song in a triple platinum album. WOW!!
Still have one, which is a cartoon called Futurama. This animation is really sicko and wacko, with stupid and idiotic shits.. but fresh, hilarious and innovative. Too bad the animation is no longer in production. Damm.... Farking arse...
Not because I have a quiz tomorrow morning at 8...
It's because I found something that has disappeared from me for a long long long time..
No its not my dick... damm = =" It has been with me all the while.. LOL
Its my all time favourite techno song Pinball. So sad that many other songs with the same title made it such a hard time for me to look it for.. but finally .. today I found it!!! Its actually Pinball by Mike MH-4. Yeah Baby I found you!!!!! XD Below is the song I'm talking about. Try it.. its fun.. lol
And another favourite nu-metal song, Room to breathe by Blindspott which to my suprise which I do not know before today, is a song in a triple platinum album. WOW!!
Still have one, which is a cartoon called Futurama. This animation is really sicko and wacko, with stupid and idiotic shits.. but fresh, hilarious and innovative. Too bad the animation is no longer in production. Damm.... Farking arse...
Friday, July 25, 2008
"F" for Farking arse??
As usual, a great starter for a smooth sail...
And today im gonna talk about the F letter...
Again, looking at the word in different perspectives, one might say that "Wow! F are for foul languages". =\ Well the fact that F can also be "friends"
Today im will be illustrating solid examples and at the same time to give my own experiences as to 2 subject of matters, (a)to define the term Friendship and (b) to show you all that one same thing can mean alot, especially to differents people, with different thinking, thus different state of mind.
However due to some unforeseen circumstances, I have lost ideas in writing this topic, thus I am not able and will not continue in this topic. The feeling has lost. Sad.
But I would really like to wish people who is reading this topic, especially to my friends NOT TO LOSE HOPE. This topic is actually dedicated to my friends, in particular two of them, kind of close to me and they are in a time of their life they feel lost and with less hope. They need encouragement and acknowledgement. I do need encouragement and acknowledgement too. We all do!!
So I hope that what I say here will work out for you guys, or at least motivate you guys. And I hope you guys don't mind me mentioning your names here.
To Baby Hung: You are the first person I have met in your type. What type? The type of person with ability to take care of yourself and also others. To take up responsibility and carrying them out flawlessly. It is not easy to become a class rep. But you did hell good of a job at it. Replacements, exam tips and photocopying notes. You've done a great job. For that, I really think you deserve more than what you are getting. People should buy you lunch or dinner instead of scolding you or saying bad things behind you. You are also independent. At such a young age, when some people are still drinking their mom's breast milk at home, you're already at Genting working your ass off. And even with an average salary, you are able to spend like you are an millionaire. You can afford clubbing, can afford buying expensive things for your girlfriend and at the end of the day you still have savings to finance your studies. You also have a good social skill and a strong network. You can click with most people. With that you know alot of people, which made you get extra exam tips, assignments models and past year stuff and FREE LUNCH. HAHA nice to have free things coming around.
You get what I mean? To tell you the truth, among my friends you are the one that I respect the most. Because of all the qualities you have. I salute thee!!!
Erm, so I think that you should be more optimistic. Failures ARE usual. You win some, you lose some. No one can win forever. "One mountain high, another mountain higher". Learn from your mistakes and go on.. carry over with it. DON'T CRY OVER SPILT MILK!!! o0o
Most important thing in a person's life, is health, followed by family, career. So take good care of yourself. Try to gain weight. Don't make your mom sad!! Bitch son. Study smart but not hard. Can continue playing GG or maple. No problem, start when you think its time. Serious when you are needed to. Then nothing will go wrong. About girls, bitches come and go. Steady, you are Hunting Prince ma, now got Helen already, scared what wo? Not enough after finals go hunt again. You are Baby .. remember the one with the most guts in our group. so Gan Gan Lai. Dont be bothered by petty things. Bad things, you can either forget it or take it as something which will make you improve or just think of it from an optimistic persepctive. You can survive in Genting, such a complicated working place.. these kinda small cases i'm pretty sure you can handle. You are given wisdom what... use it wisely lar.. bitchson o0o
To Ahfuh : Fuh you are my st brother. Meng also from st so we are st brothers. I'm not sure how to put this but, I believe that you getting caught in your exam has some reasons, some vision given by God. Maybe its time in life for you that make a big and serious decision. To study or not to study. To work or not to work. You can take sometime off to really think about it, or even put it into practical to see which one suits you better, or to see which one you NEED more. Go and gain some experience. Go see the real world. After that, you will know what to do. Don't be sad, don't think about getting barred as a bad thing. It's NOT. Even if it is, just deal with it and get a life you faggot. Mistakes make you grow and make you wiser. So next time DON'T cheat. That's it. Nothing really so bad or pathethic about it. Think on the bright side if you want to think. Don't keep on making negative speculations. Thinking of the outcomes of a thing, whether upright or pitfalls in actually mature thinking to know where we stand if a situation is to occur. But standing too much on the negative side is immature, and at times can hurt you back.
So don't always think of the bad side. Think positively. And things will come positive. If you really wan to think about bad things, try comparing yourself to things is are more worse. In that way, you will at least feel better and MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE BITCH SON. When you are young, you are what your parents shape you and your peers influence you. But when you're at this stage of your life 21yo, I believe you will be what you shape yourself. You don't need your parents to slap you on your face to do something, right? Do you need people to tell you dinner is time? When you are hungry you know what to do, so when you're 21yo you also know what to do with your life.
Try what I've told you. Experiment with things. Then you'll know which is better. Dont understand my blog, then get a fucking dictionary and start turning pages you faggot with no life. Don't need people to teach you ABC... you diu ppl also so geng d.. other things sure no problem geh.. we r st ge ma.. gan gan lai.. scanning also must gan gan lai... we r pro ma.. argh kam shan kei geh.. li dou du yao... kiki jiang...
And me, lim, wawa, ling, fayfay and our classmates will always miss you geh.. dont worry. If you really wanna come back KL .. kiki good.. if wanna stay in Sabah also no problem. Do what you feel. And dont worry so much.. after 2 months you are still my st bro, after 2 years you are still my st bro, after 20 years you also will still be my st bro.. jiang... bitch son.
Kiki and if I come Sabah, is it got FREE eat + FREE sleep + Lorenzo + xiao meimei... pls tell me T.T fuh pls tell me.. is it?? oioi is it?? kiki jiang
Dedication to my sister, Jen and my cousin Steven : You guys do me proud. Jen with your new shiny job which is a smooth sail in your career. And Steve with all those church and st.john activities. Well done! Good luck. To Jen in your work and to Steve in your SPM. God Bless You.. and Me :)
Also to Michelle and Catherine : Gratz for passing STPM with flying colours, even better than mine. Sad to say, I have failed to set a good example for you two but also glad that you two are better. All the best too to Mish in USM and Cat in Monash. Alleluyah!! XD
Also to other people that are not mentioned here, its not that I don't care about you all. Just that we speak less and I don't know your problem. Try speaking more to me, then you understand me better and I will understand you too. Its always better to have an extra friends, than to have an extra enemy. Hehe.
And today im gonna talk about the F letter...
Again, looking at the word in different perspectives, one might say that "Wow! F are for foul languages". =\ Well the fact that F can also be "friends"
Today im will be illustrating solid examples and at the same time to give my own experiences as to 2 subject of matters, (a)to define the term Friendship and (b) to show you all that one same thing can mean alot, especially to differents people, with different thinking, thus different state of mind.
However due to some unforeseen circumstances, I have lost ideas in writing this topic, thus I am not able and will not continue in this topic. The feeling has lost. Sad.
But I would really like to wish people who is reading this topic, especially to my friends NOT TO LOSE HOPE. This topic is actually dedicated to my friends, in particular two of them, kind of close to me and they are in a time of their life they feel lost and with less hope. They need encouragement and acknowledgement. I do need encouragement and acknowledgement too. We all do!!
So I hope that what I say here will work out for you guys, or at least motivate you guys. And I hope you guys don't mind me mentioning your names here.
To Baby Hung: You are the first person I have met in your type. What type? The type of person with ability to take care of yourself and also others. To take up responsibility and carrying them out flawlessly. It is not easy to become a class rep. But you did hell good of a job at it. Replacements, exam tips and photocopying notes. You've done a great job. For that, I really think you deserve more than what you are getting. People should buy you lunch or dinner instead of scolding you or saying bad things behind you. You are also independent. At such a young age, when some people are still drinking their mom's breast milk at home, you're already at Genting working your ass off. And even with an average salary, you are able to spend like you are an millionaire. You can afford clubbing, can afford buying expensive things for your girlfriend and at the end of the day you still have savings to finance your studies. You also have a good social skill and a strong network. You can click with most people. With that you know alot of people, which made you get extra exam tips, assignments models and past year stuff and FREE LUNCH. HAHA nice to have free things coming around.
You get what I mean? To tell you the truth, among my friends you are the one that I respect the most. Because of all the qualities you have. I salute thee!!!
Erm, so I think that you should be more optimistic. Failures ARE usual. You win some, you lose some. No one can win forever. "One mountain high, another mountain higher". Learn from your mistakes and go on.. carry over with it. DON'T CRY OVER SPILT MILK!!! o0o
Most important thing in a person's life, is health, followed by family, career. So take good care of yourself. Try to gain weight. Don't make your mom sad!! Bitch son. Study smart but not hard. Can continue playing GG or maple. No problem, start when you think its time. Serious when you are needed to. Then nothing will go wrong. About girls, bitches come and go. Steady, you are Hunting Prince ma, now got Helen already, scared what wo? Not enough after finals go hunt again. You are Baby .. remember the one with the most guts in our group. so Gan Gan Lai. Dont be bothered by petty things. Bad things, you can either forget it or take it as something which will make you improve or just think of it from an optimistic persepctive. You can survive in Genting, such a complicated working place.. these kinda small cases i'm pretty sure you can handle. You are given wisdom what... use it wisely lar.. bitchson o0o
To Ahfuh : Fuh you are my st brother. Meng also from st so we are st brothers. I'm not sure how to put this but, I believe that you getting caught in your exam has some reasons, some vision given by God. Maybe its time in life for you that make a big and serious decision. To study or not to study. To work or not to work. You can take sometime off to really think about it, or even put it into practical to see which one suits you better, or to see which one you NEED more. Go and gain some experience. Go see the real world. After that, you will know what to do. Don't be sad, don't think about getting barred as a bad thing. It's NOT. Even if it is, just deal with it and get a life you faggot. Mistakes make you grow and make you wiser. So next time DON'T cheat. That's it. Nothing really so bad or pathethic about it. Think on the bright side if you want to think. Don't keep on making negative speculations. Thinking of the outcomes of a thing, whether upright or pitfalls in actually mature thinking to know where we stand if a situation is to occur. But standing too much on the negative side is immature, and at times can hurt you back.
So don't always think of the bad side. Think positively. And things will come positive. If you really wan to think about bad things, try comparing yourself to things is are more worse. In that way, you will at least feel better and MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIFE BITCH SON. When you are young, you are what your parents shape you and your peers influence you. But when you're at this stage of your life 21yo, I believe you will be what you shape yourself. You don't need your parents to slap you on your face to do something, right? Do you need people to tell you dinner is time? When you are hungry you know what to do, so when you're 21yo you also know what to do with your life.
Try what I've told you. Experiment with things. Then you'll know which is better. Dont understand my blog, then get a fucking dictionary and start turning pages you faggot with no life. Don't need people to teach you ABC... you diu ppl also so geng d.. other things sure no problem geh.. we r st ge ma.. gan gan lai.. scanning also must gan gan lai... we r pro ma.. argh kam shan kei geh.. li dou du yao... kiki jiang...
And me, lim, wawa, ling, fayfay and our classmates will always miss you geh.. dont worry. If you really wanna come back KL .. kiki good.. if wanna stay in Sabah also no problem. Do what you feel. And dont worry so much.. after 2 months you are still my st bro, after 2 years you are still my st bro, after 20 years you also will still be my st bro.. jiang... bitch son.
Kiki and if I come Sabah, is it got FREE eat + FREE sleep + Lorenzo + xiao meimei... pls tell me T.T fuh pls tell me.. is it?? oioi is it?? kiki jiang
Dedication to my sister, Jen and my cousin Steven : You guys do me proud. Jen with your new shiny job which is a smooth sail in your career. And Steve with all those church and st.john activities. Well done! Good luck. To Jen in your work and to Steve in your SPM. God Bless You.. and Me :)
Also to Michelle and Catherine : Gratz for passing STPM with flying colours, even better than mine. Sad to say, I have failed to set a good example for you two but also glad that you two are better. All the best too to Mish in USM and Cat in Monash. Alleluyah!! XD
Also to other people that are not mentioned here, its not that I don't care about you all. Just that we speak less and I don't know your problem. Try speaking more to me, then you understand me better and I will understand you too. Its always better to have an extra friends, than to have an extra enemy. Hehe.
Thursday, July 24, 2008
"Congratulations"
I know my blog has been inactive for quite a while.
So sorry for my fans out there XD
But erm, refering to the title.. i would like to congratulate myself for my last minute work on assignments.
And now its sad to say that im "enjoying" the consequences of it...
Please bear with me. My blog will come back to life after few more weeks..
Meanwhile,
Blog yang anda cari telah tamat perkhidmatannya, terima kasih.
(ps: my blog come back to life.. that time maybe i lose my life d... T.T)
So sorry for my fans out there XD
But erm, refering to the title.. i would like to congratulate myself for my last minute work on assignments.
And now its sad to say that im "enjoying" the consequences of it...
Please bear with me. My blog will come back to life after few more weeks..
Meanwhile,
Blog yang anda cari telah tamat perkhidmatannya, terima kasih.
(ps: my blog come back to life.. that time maybe i lose my life d... T.T)
Thursday, June 26, 2008
The current ME
Well since everyone's been complaining alot about me crapping too much, its time to share some personal experience again.
SHIT!
When you hear something like that what do you have in mind?
Might be something have gone wrong...
Might be someone cursing...
Or ... It might be me wanting to go to toilet!!!
Yes. Seriously, recently I have been going to the toilet quite often. Not for small business but for big business. (Ps: Damm, I was born to do big things =D)
Relief to say so because if its small business, then I might have kidney problem or some shit.. Chinese people call it "San Kuai". A bad thing. Luckily, my nature's call is usually for a "big project".
Dont really know why but guess I have been given a nice digestive system dna from my pap. Senang masuk, senang keluar. Might also be my love for vegetables and fruits.. Didn't see that one coming.
Haha fruits.. I can see my buddy there!! Hey ya, Watermelon
Veges.. you did alright.. came in handy too, especially during steamboats. But the secret behind these... FIBER!
Oops.. Not this fiber.. Another one..
See this waterfall?
SHIT!
When you hear something like that what do you have in mind?
Might be something have gone wrong...
Might be someone cursing...
Or ... It might be me wanting to go to toilet!!!
Yes. Seriously, recently I have been going to the toilet quite often. Not for small business but for big business. (Ps: Damm, I was born to do big things =D)
Relief to say so because if its small business, then I might have kidney problem or some shit.. Chinese people call it "San Kuai". A bad thing. Luckily, my nature's call is usually for a "big project".
Dont really know why but guess I have been given a nice digestive system dna from my pap. Senang masuk, senang keluar. Might also be my love for vegetables and fruits.. Didn't see that one coming.
Haha fruits.. I can see my buddy there!! Hey ya, Watermelon
Veges.. you did alright.. came in handy too, especially during steamboats. But the secret behind these... FIBER!
Oops.. Not this fiber.. Another one..
Perhaps this one i think..
Couldn't find pictures of organic fiber =\
Feelings just come, suddenly, without any pre-notice. When the feeling comes, I dont feel good and that's when I start slowing down.(as in my mouth)
Well three things in life that can make me lose my mood would be
1. Kap si (Major nature's call)
2. Kap liu (Minor nature's call)
3. Har beng (Sleepy)
When it happens, I tend to speak less and its harder for me to concentrate. I will find a way to release it as fast as possible. Often the reason I use to skip class, speeding back home to oh si.
See this waterfall?
Can you its rush?
Can you feel the power of those water falling from such high grounds, possesing sufficient kinetics energy to blow ur head off if you're standing right below it?
Pure energy...
That's what Im talking about...
When I feel like shitting..
The feeling hits me like a giant waterfall..
So huge it is able to blow my arse off..
XD
Let's move abit back to 1638 with my bro Galileo Galilei where we talk about the law of conservation of energy. In short, the law of conservation of energy states that energy can not be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.
When the power of all this huge SHIT rushing rapidly from my colon all the way down to final storage Rectum, the speed is almost zero, almost negliglible, almost none kinetics energy. Just like still water on top of a waterfall.
Brothers and sisters, do not forget its potential energy (tenaga keupayaan) hidden deep deep inside. Just like water falling off the cliff, having transformed all its energy into kinetics form, creating a massive fall off the top, that power is what im talking about. When the Rectum storage is full but SHIT keeps on rushing in, the potential energy will then keep on pushing shit out of my anus(si fat long), wanting freedom. Problem is I can only merdeka you all in the toilet. Therefore, I have to yan! yan! yan! yan! (Bear/Tahan) Until I beh tahan then only try to find a toilet if Im not at home. (Note: You all know loh.. outside the toilet no security and dirty and no feel.. although kapsi also hard to do business.. usually must do at home)
At the end, the water falls down. Water from the cliff submerges and combines with water around, neutralising its force. Almost the same as my situation where I open my very own waterfall hole, to allow SHIT to come out all the way down into the jamban before it submerges into the mixture of water and my urine and soon flushed away... away to IndahWater, also neutralised the force. Then Jedi Master Yoda tells me, "May the force be with you". I replied, "Master, the force has gone. If you wan go IndahWater find lah" =D
My precious MONACO WALL HUNG WC SET from johnsonsuisse. Yeah baby!
And a sample demonstration picture for you all to enjoy.
(In case you cant read it clearly, its "Just berak it")
Haha farking arse... But this is no crap... true life experience being explained in ancient PROVEN theory used wordwide to promote understanding. Wahaha ... and fuck the bad spacing..really SHIT
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Busy? No time? Ya right...
Often asked myself, do these 2 words relate to each other?
TIME and BUSY...
Are they friends? or cousins? or even parent-child relationship?
I have spent years in North Pole and Alaska doing a research on this matter, and through years of hardship and endurance, of intense studying, of careful observation, of accurate calculation, logical analysis and precise information, I finally managed to come to an end, to travel the road that will lead us 1 step closer to unveil the myths that had us wondering around for ages, beyond the brink of history of mankind, of homosapiens, of bitches and son of bitches... to uncover the mystery of which ... I shall name Bensasoun's Theory. [ i should be given credit right? :) ]
First of all a brief summary of our subjects.
Time-Time is kinda unique. One day we get 24 hours of them. So I would like to use a more unique way to define it, subjectively(situationally).
When we are working, it feels shit kinda long as if the clock is stuck. Scenario:
Mr.A Can someone please check the f**king battery!
Mr. B Ooops, battery's good.
Mr. A Fuck. Ok, now back to work. Sigh, it's not even lunch yet...
When we're having fun, it feels shit kinda fast as if the clock is damaged. Scenario:
Dude1 Hey dude, what's the time now?
Dude2 Its almost 8pm.
Dude1 Wt F**k? Don't mess around! Come on..
Dude2 It's really 8pm, on both our watches and cellphones.
Dude1 Oh ok, I'm late ... F**k
Cut short, when you don't need it, it seems to be longer than you want it to be and when you need it, it seems to be shorter than you want it to be. Crap....
At the moment, let's put this aside and move on to the other subject.
Busy-It comes around either unpredictably or predictably. What the f**k.. how can someone predict if they are busy. I'll show you and its real simple =D
When it's time to have dinner and you're addicted to some sex online game. Which you have well spent and well planned your time not doing homework but...... Scenario:
Mom Come down for dinner already
Boy Im not ready yet mom, there's still work to get done
Mom Okay
Boy Lame but acceptable, now back to my game.
How about this. Your friend gives you a suprise emergency call to back him up in that online game. Scenario:
Dude1 Mayday! Mayday! You there?
Dude2 What's up? I need to mop the floor right now
Dude1 No you don't. You need to login right now! *Hangs up*
Dude2 Mom, there's a test tomorrow, mop the floor yourself or ask Genie to do it
Mom Son sure study is SO important. I'll do the mopping.
Im sure we all can differentiate which is the predictable and unpredictable scenario.
Here, we can say that when asked to do something important or appropriate or a better term something you dislike, you'll be busy. When doing something you like/inappropriate/unimportant you will be extremely free!!
Now, anyone feeling dizzy? Haha.. farking arse
The theory of Bensasoun, Time is actually the opposite way round. Kids and even adults nowadays rather waste time doing sick stuff, f**king around rather than doing constructive stuff. They think that something which is bad is good for them because they have been conditioned to one. When important and serious things suddenly struck them in the nick of time, they rush their ass off trying as hard as they can pathethically and yet at the end of the day complaining around about NOT ENOUGH TIME GIVEN! Farking arse.. now you're talking. Shove a plate over and imma tell you what is Time. Son of a bitch.
And applying that theory to BUSY, its even crappier. When you have something unimportant to do you're busy. When there's something you dont like to do, you're busy. And when there's something you like to do, you're f**king free. This concept applies to the whole, to male, female and shemale. Whenever there's something you don't want to do, or wanna lie yourself off from doing it, haha your buddy is there waiting for you already, the word BUSY! Haha nice and simple.
Usually according to research, people who do not have time are usually busy. The other way round, busy people often do not have time. There. But .. but..
According to Sasoun's theory, BUSY people are busy are NOT people with no TIME. They have time only to do things which they like most.
Nevertheless, people with no TIME are also NOT considered as BUSY people. Logic behind this would be they claim that they have no time, however time is used to do useless and worthless stuff.. therefore, it also cannot be considered as busy but rather than wasting time. They don't have time because its all wasted, not because they are busy.
Mystery solved!!!! =D Final conclusion would be the word TIME and BUSY is not related!! Thank you
TIME and BUSY...
Are they friends? or cousins? or even parent-child relationship?
I have spent years in North Pole and Alaska doing a research on this matter, and through years of hardship and endurance, of intense studying, of careful observation, of accurate calculation, logical analysis and precise information, I finally managed to come to an end, to travel the road that will lead us 1 step closer to unveil the myths that had us wondering around for ages, beyond the brink of history of mankind, of homosapiens, of bitches and son of bitches... to uncover the mystery of which ... I shall name Bensasoun's Theory. [ i should be given credit right? :) ]
First of all a brief summary of our subjects.
Time-Time is kinda unique. One day we get 24 hours of them. So I would like to use a more unique way to define it, subjectively(situationally).
When we are working, it feels shit kinda long as if the clock is stuck. Scenario:
Mr.A Can someone please check the f**king battery!
Mr. B Ooops, battery's good.
Mr. A Fuck. Ok, now back to work. Sigh, it's not even lunch yet...
When we're having fun, it feels shit kinda fast as if the clock is damaged. Scenario:
Dude1 Hey dude, what's the time now?
Dude2 Its almost 8pm.
Dude1 Wt F**k? Don't mess around! Come on..
Dude2 It's really 8pm, on both our watches and cellphones.
Dude1 Oh ok, I'm late ... F**k
Cut short, when you don't need it, it seems to be longer than you want it to be and when you need it, it seems to be shorter than you want it to be. Crap....
At the moment, let's put this aside and move on to the other subject.
Busy-It comes around either unpredictably or predictably. What the f**k.. how can someone predict if they are busy. I'll show you and its real simple =D
When it's time to have dinner and you're addicted to some sex online game. Which you have well spent and well planned your time not doing homework but...... Scenario:
Mom Come down for dinner already
Boy Im not ready yet mom, there's still work to get done
Mom Okay
Boy Lame but acceptable, now back to my game.
How about this. Your friend gives you a suprise emergency call to back him up in that online game. Scenario:
Dude1 Mayday! Mayday! You there?
Dude2 What's up? I need to mop the floor right now
Dude1 No you don't. You need to login right now! *Hangs up*
Dude2 Mom, there's a test tomorrow, mop the floor yourself or ask Genie to do it
Mom Son sure study is SO important. I'll do the mopping.
Im sure we all can differentiate which is the predictable and unpredictable scenario.
Here, we can say that when asked to do something important or appropriate or a better term something you dislike, you'll be busy. When doing something you like/inappropriate/unimportant you will be extremely free!!
Now, anyone feeling dizzy? Haha.. farking arse
The theory of Bensasoun, Time is actually the opposite way round. Kids and even adults nowadays rather waste time doing sick stuff, f**king around rather than doing constructive stuff. They think that something which is bad is good for them because they have been conditioned to one. When important and serious things suddenly struck them in the nick of time, they rush their ass off trying as hard as they can pathethically and yet at the end of the day complaining around about NOT ENOUGH TIME GIVEN! Farking arse.. now you're talking. Shove a plate over and imma tell you what is Time. Son of a bitch.
And applying that theory to BUSY, its even crappier. When you have something unimportant to do you're busy. When there's something you dont like to do, you're busy. And when there's something you like to do, you're f**king free. This concept applies to the whole, to male, female and shemale. Whenever there's something you don't want to do, or wanna lie yourself off from doing it, haha your buddy is there waiting for you already, the word BUSY! Haha nice and simple.
Usually according to research, people who do not have time are usually busy. The other way round, busy people often do not have time. There. But .. but..
According to Sasoun's theory, BUSY people are busy are NOT people with no TIME. They have time only to do things which they like most.
Nevertheless, people with no TIME are also NOT considered as BUSY people. Logic behind this would be they claim that they have no time, however time is used to do useless and worthless stuff.. therefore, it also cannot be considered as busy but rather than wasting time. They don't have time because its all wasted, not because they are busy.
Mystery solved!!!! =D Final conclusion would be the word TIME and BUSY is not related!! Thank you
Monday, June 16, 2008
Betrayal
Betrayal...
Where does this word usually lead us to?
Anger?
Sadness?
Disappointment?
Well i can fucking list out whatever emotions you want, but i guess they aren't really that accurate. The appropriate word to use is FUCKED UP! Yes that is correct!! =p
On 14 June 2008, I purposely went back to Ipoh to celebrate the world's most prestigious celebration, Father's day. (Well if any of you all don't agree with me, try giving birth without sperms)
So glad to see my Dad.. so we hooked up my uncle and got into some dinner.
Unfortunately, during dinner with my father, some ugly shit came up and the whole night sucked good time. I kept thinking about that incident. Of its pros and cons. That's life, you win some and you lose some. I don't mind losing, but I'm afraid of losing so frequently and losing something i cant afford to lose. Especially in this case, therefore precaution is always better than curing. Play safe! (Ps: Still busting my arse to solve this shit out)
That was my 1st unpleasant disaster.
Next, got some phone call from my maternal side aunt to ask my Dad to go help her out with some shit. FUCK! I came back for my Dad and someone is trying to snatch him away from me. Cool.. farking arse.. but no worries, i am a BIG boy and i can manage on my own. The FUCKING main problem is the car is not around too simply because i only have 1 car and that very car has been used by my Dad to travel to my aunt's place which is quite far for about a weeks time.
My friends are working. My Dad and car's not around. No one's quite free.
I can't go anywhere. I'm stuck at home. Watching some stupid TV program. Boring~~~~
And I don't have a girlfriend which i can bring home to f***. Damm.
2nd unpleasant disaster! oOo
I spend most of the time at home, killing myself with TV shows while waiting in hunger for my friends to be free. Wanted to walk out for some food but its Ipoh and i lost interest and was lazy to do so. Luckily, when the night calls, my friends answered. Consider it as okay overall for my 3 days 2 nights stay back in Ipoh.. except for those unnecessary fasting caused. ( Fucking is ok, but fasting.. not my type. Sorry! =p)
Overall Summary
Friday: Drank some nice tea with my brothers MingMeng, Big Saw(sakali, Happy Birthday), King, Mr.Terry, Chupak and Choi Keok. (Nice job Holland, trashing France all the way back to hol-land) - Satisfactory
Saturday: Also nice tea drinking with my passion-mates, Hoe kitchen boy and Jason weird mouth fish and erm after that second round drink tea also with Hoe and Jason. They had some nice plans, hope that they will prevail. 3rd round, Shark drink beer and tequila. BigSaw naik kepala then "die"!! w00t!! The alcohol was not bad but the liquor, surroundings and the girls SUCKED big time. 4th round Nasmir. 5th round Metro. 6th round Mc'd. 7th round Zone-X. How the fuck can 1 person go so many rounds in a day? XD
By the way, Mengz nice job for fucking(by mouth) your manager ;D
Sunday: Again, drank tea with Hoe and Jason. Hoe's friend got frustrated and pissed off because he couldn't connect to our channel. After that, went to ATM cause i'm out of cash(actually broke), waited for about an hour in Mc'D for Mr.Lim and Mrs.Lim(his mother not wife) and finally, back to KL at approximately 10:53pm. Thanks Mr.Lim for the ride.
That's about it, my Father's day trip special.
At about 3am+ i was so tired but doesn't want to go to bed, so i began writing this blog. Haha, my roommates is struggling to sleep because i had the lights on. =D
Clock shows 4:35am, the blog is almost complete. As well as my life, its almost complete as well.
I have three classes tomorrow. All the way until 8pm. God bless me, Hallejulah.
Where does this word usually lead us to?
Anger?
Sadness?
Disappointment?
Well i can fucking list out whatever emotions you want, but i guess they aren't really that accurate. The appropriate word to use is FUCKED UP! Yes that is correct!! =p
On 14 June 2008, I purposely went back to Ipoh to celebrate the world's most prestigious celebration, Father's day. (Well if any of you all don't agree with me, try giving birth without sperms)
So glad to see my Dad.. so we hooked up my uncle and got into some dinner.
Unfortunately, during dinner with my father, some ugly shit came up and the whole night sucked good time. I kept thinking about that incident. Of its pros and cons. That's life, you win some and you lose some. I don't mind losing, but I'm afraid of losing so frequently and losing something i cant afford to lose. Especially in this case, therefore precaution is always better than curing. Play safe! (Ps: Still busting my arse to solve this shit out)
That was my 1st unpleasant disaster.
Next, got some phone call from my maternal side aunt to ask my Dad to go help her out with some shit. FUCK! I came back for my Dad and someone is trying to snatch him away from me. Cool.. farking arse.. but no worries, i am a BIG boy and i can manage on my own. The FUCKING main problem is the car is not around too simply because i only have 1 car and that very car has been used by my Dad to travel to my aunt's place which is quite far for about a weeks time.
My friends are working. My Dad and car's not around. No one's quite free.
I can't go anywhere. I'm stuck at home. Watching some stupid TV program. Boring~~~~
And I don't have a girlfriend which i can bring home to f***. Damm.
2nd unpleasant disaster! oOo
I spend most of the time at home, killing myself with TV shows while waiting in hunger for my friends to be free. Wanted to walk out for some food but its Ipoh and i lost interest and was lazy to do so. Luckily, when the night calls, my friends answered. Consider it as okay overall for my 3 days 2 nights stay back in Ipoh.. except for those unnecessary fasting caused. ( Fucking is ok, but fasting.. not my type. Sorry! =p)
Overall Summary
Friday: Drank some nice tea with my brothers MingMeng, Big Saw(sakali, Happy Birthday), King, Mr.Terry, Chupak and Choi Keok. (Nice job Holland, trashing France all the way back to hol-land) - Satisfactory
Saturday: Also nice tea drinking with my passion-mates, Hoe kitchen boy and Jason weird mouth fish and erm after that second round drink tea also with Hoe and Jason. They had some nice plans, hope that they will prevail. 3rd round, Shark drink beer and tequila. BigSaw naik kepala then "die"!! w00t!! The alcohol was not bad but the liquor, surroundings and the girls SUCKED big time. 4th round Nasmir. 5th round Metro. 6th round Mc'd. 7th round Zone-X. How the fuck can 1 person go so many rounds in a day? XD
By the way, Mengz nice job for fucking(by mouth) your manager ;D
Sunday: Again, drank tea with Hoe and Jason. Hoe's friend got frustrated and pissed off because he couldn't connect to our channel. After that, went to ATM cause i'm out of cash(actually broke), waited for about an hour in Mc'D for Mr.Lim and Mrs.Lim(his mother not wife) and finally, back to KL at approximately 10:53pm. Thanks Mr.Lim for the ride.
That's about it, my Father's day trip special.
At about 3am+ i was so tired but doesn't want to go to bed, so i began writing this blog. Haha, my roommates is struggling to sleep because i had the lights on. =D
Clock shows 4:35am, the blog is almost complete. As well as my life, its almost complete as well.
I have three classes tomorrow. All the way until 8pm. God bless me, Hallejulah.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Birthdays in Kay El
Its time again to talk some shit into the educations of youth all around the world...
Nonsense! Well traditional birthdays are like spending it with your family [usually having a dinner at some fancy restaurant with some degree of class serving food that looks tasty which tempt you to order and eat them because they look nice but it doesn't actually taste that nice which makes ya'll look (well at least feel) like an idiot], getting a red packet [with kinda lot money stuffed inside so that you can add a few more volume of porn dvds into your collection], and hanging out with friends [who may smoke cigarette (in front) but actually play with drugs like K powder, ecstasy pills, triangle etc]. Such "cultures" (haha ;D) have been instilled into us all the way from birth, but not till death. There's some invisible string attached. Kiki....
When you're alone, far away from home, who is there to celebrate with you? Well you can always go back to your hometown to meet up with family and friends to have a decent dinner. That is a scenario when you live near. What is he's someone who needs to ride an aeroplane for a few hours (few hundred bucks baby) to do that, but his arse is broke? Haha, then you're farking alone, stucked. Well i guess dedicating Landy's song "Happy birthday to myself" isn't that optimistic. Luckily, in life there's always something new. The subject we're going to talk about today is "new" friends.
The word "friend". How high or how low that word may go in life, it's yours to see. What you perceive may not always be true, but i can guarantee you no matter what kind of person you are the word "friend" definitely takes up a large portion of your life especially when you're in need of acknowlegdement and support and also when you're lonely to people who don't have much friends and activities(lol). Hmm.. let me see, from personal experience the 1st time i celebrated birthday was during my 1st year 1st semester. I did celebrate in my hometown but this party was unexpected. Our class just had a gathering. Had barbeque and stuff going on. Had our very own musician Thomas to play the guitar. Lots of fun there. After eating there was a cake. It was actually to serve another purpose but in conjunctioned with my birthday and my new buddy from Sabah Ahfuh's birthday. Kinda touching...
Just a few days ago, 2 of my buddies, Yit Lim and AhFuh had their birthdays repectively on 7th and 8th of June. Sadly, Yit Lim went back to his hometown Ipoh(mali) to celebrate it with his family. Well the other guy stayed here so we(me and my housemates) decided to throw in a suprise birthday party. It didn't got him by 100% but nonetheless it kinda touched him. Alot of our friends went back to their hometown. Only 6 of us (me, Baby Hung, Wawa, Ling, Fayfay) were in the party but it was just as nice. Haha, too much cook, spoilt the soup. Not to miss some oldschool actions by Baby Hung, playing with cream and cakes and made the party happening. We even got it in a video. And urm... had some beer and champagne! Cheers! Thanks to Fayfay and Wawa for the sponsor. Gracias....
That's only few of my experiences here in Kay El, to share around to remind you all how important it is not to be an idiot during your birthday and in your life. Celebrate yours well and celebrate others' too. Treat someone the way you would like others to treat you back. Care for the unfortunate and unlucky ones. A small deed may do a big help. And appreciate friendship. Applying this to another concept, do not lose faith and hope when things a farked up ;D
Well damm sure Im not unlucky and unfortunate because every farking year, one person who will never forget my stupid birthday is my DAD!!! T.T papa i love u... Kiki...
Not to forget my sister, mom, and other friends particularly my pei ka buddy Ming Meng and LoonLun. Had some pics down there. Enjoy! (non-nude)
Since he got so dirty, we decided to give him a nice bath! =D
Thomas solo
This pic for Steven... to show you the girls in my class! XD
After some stupid presentation
Nonsense! Well traditional birthdays are like spending it with your family [usually having a dinner at some fancy restaurant with some degree of class serving food that looks tasty which tempt you to order and eat them because they look nice but it doesn't actually taste that nice which makes ya'll look (well at least feel) like an idiot], getting a red packet [with kinda lot money stuffed inside so that you can add a few more volume of porn dvds into your collection], and hanging out with friends [who may smoke cigarette (in front) but actually play with drugs like K powder, ecstasy pills, triangle etc]. Such "cultures" (haha ;D) have been instilled into us all the way from birth, but not till death. There's some invisible string attached. Kiki....
When you're alone, far away from home, who is there to celebrate with you? Well you can always go back to your hometown to meet up with family and friends to have a decent dinner. That is a scenario when you live near. What is he's someone who needs to ride an aeroplane for a few hours (few hundred bucks baby) to do that, but his arse is broke? Haha, then you're farking alone, stucked. Well i guess dedicating Landy's song "Happy birthday to myself" isn't that optimistic. Luckily, in life there's always something new. The subject we're going to talk about today is "new" friends.
The word "friend". How high or how low that word may go in life, it's yours to see. What you perceive may not always be true, but i can guarantee you no matter what kind of person you are the word "friend" definitely takes up a large portion of your life especially when you're in need of acknowlegdement and support and also when you're lonely to people who don't have much friends and activities(lol). Hmm.. let me see, from personal experience the 1st time i celebrated birthday was during my 1st year 1st semester. I did celebrate in my hometown but this party was unexpected. Our class just had a gathering. Had barbeque and stuff going on. Had our very own musician Thomas to play the guitar. Lots of fun there. After eating there was a cake. It was actually to serve another purpose but in conjunctioned with my birthday and my new buddy from Sabah Ahfuh's birthday. Kinda touching...
Just a few days ago, 2 of my buddies, Yit Lim and AhFuh had their birthdays repectively on 7th and 8th of June. Sadly, Yit Lim went back to his hometown Ipoh(mali) to celebrate it with his family. Well the other guy stayed here so we(me and my housemates) decided to throw in a suprise birthday party. It didn't got him by 100% but nonetheless it kinda touched him. Alot of our friends went back to their hometown. Only 6 of us (me, Baby Hung, Wawa, Ling, Fayfay) were in the party but it was just as nice. Haha, too much cook, spoilt the soup. Not to miss some oldschool actions by Baby Hung, playing with cream and cakes and made the party happening. We even got it in a video. And urm... had some beer and champagne! Cheers! Thanks to Fayfay and Wawa for the sponsor. Gracias....
That's only few of my experiences here in Kay El, to share around to remind you all how important it is not to be an idiot during your birthday and in your life. Celebrate yours well and celebrate others' too. Treat someone the way you would like others to treat you back. Care for the unfortunate and unlucky ones. A small deed may do a big help. And appreciate friendship. Applying this to another concept, do not lose faith and hope when things a farked up ;D
Well damm sure Im not unlucky and unfortunate because every farking year, one person who will never forget my stupid birthday is my DAD!!! T.T papa i love u... Kiki...
Not to forget my sister, mom, and other friends particularly my pei ka buddy Ming Meng and LoonLun. Had some pics down there. Enjoy! (non-nude)
Left-Right: Me, Ahfuh, Baby Hung, (check those monkey-arse faces)
Left to Right: Ling, Ahfuh, Wawa
Notice why this shit is bigger than the others? Haha .... think you know
year1 sem1 bbq partay!
Bunch of young fools =D
Son of a bitch.. eat also dunno eat..
Since he got so dirty, we decided to give him a nice bath! =D Thomas solo This pic for Steven... to show you the girls in my class! XD After some stupid presentationVideo on the oldschool trick by Baby Hung (recommended - MUST WATCH!!! with speakers on loud)
Well that's about all for this time.. Gotta sign off.. Fark ya'll and have a nice day =D
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
Kay El Life
Since I have decided to blog, I guess it should be more oftenly done as to update people and also to satisfy my cousin bro, Steve's request because he wanted more crap from me =D hehe. This time, I would like to share my KL life experience.
Back when I was in Ipoh, staying with my parents (as I have since I was born) I was having an easy, comfortable and a tranquil life. It's all hustle free. I've got food provided on the table the minute I wake up. I dont have to worry of being late to school because my Dad always have my back. He will wake me up, buy me breakfast and send my lazy ass all the way to school. After school, again there will be Daddy to pick me up and as soon as I reach home there's already lunch on the table. I don't have to walk or cycle to tuition because my Dad cares so much for me, he drives me there =D. It goes all the way. After getting my license, I got my own transport. Unless I'm shopping at Jaya Jusco, there's hardly any walking. When my "load" is running low, there will be extra pocket money. Isn't that a sweet lil' fairy tale transformed into a real life story? Even when I'm not revising for my exam, Dad will come busting my arse!!
After completing my Form6, I went on to KL to pursue a higher education, which is a degree course in Entrepreneurship for 3 years. When I was in KL life was sort of completely turned the other way around. If I want to go to class, I have to walk. Go out for a movie? Walk my arse off to the bus station and take a damm bus and ride all the way to another station before walking again. Lots of sweat or less sweat, depends on mother nature, whether its sunny, cloudy or whatever the f* it is. Fun huh? Without any transport. Next, food. Wanna eat? Sure, walk out and buy your own. There's no free lunch in this world except when you're with your own family. Studying would be the "best" part. You have full autonomy over it. You want to skip class, sure. It's so easy, you just have to get your friend or some idiot to help you sign your name to get that pathethic attendance so that you wont be barred from the exam. Homework? You can just leave it alone and copy your friend's the next day, or just simply leave it alone. No one's gonna check your shit. Tired? Just sleep in the lecture. It might be noisy but what the heck. That's it! Simple and nice. Isn't that what everyone wanted when they are in Secondary High? No parents, no homework, no books, no teachers, just you and your laptop, be it online game or internet porn or whatever stuff you want to do. Wake up for class? Pray hard that your alarm is working, else you either end up going to class late, being nagged by your tutor with a percentage of ceased from entering the room or just let ur lazy arse continue sleeping. Overspent and your "load" is running low or empty? Try eating shit! If you have no control over your money, especially in a place full of temptation like KL, nothing can help you much.
Well the point is, after I came to KL life is much much more different. If I were the same person I am when I was in Ipoh, I will be eating shit right now. I might starve myself to death. I might flung every single exam I have. Getting zero(telur) for my assignments. Or miss most of my classes enough to get barred from taking the exam from the Uni. Go clubbing every day and waste away my ptptn loan. Shop for branded stuff and act rich, indulging into the lifestyle of KL people-reckless spending. Hahaha luckily there were lots of people here to help, guide and teach me. I would like to take this time to thanks my dear sister, Jennifer and her dear boyfriend, Chris. They taught me alot like how to go from this place to that place(locations), how to enjoy delicious food in KL+shopping, how to manage my studies and how to become a better person. Well especially with Chris helping me when I submit my application form to UTAR and helping me find my accomodation. Not to forget, my dear cousins Shirene, Oi Yoke, Bernard, Chandler and most recently Steven =D(proud of you in helping the children's holiday club and being the main actor forgeting the falling down part, kiki). My family too of course, the most important person of all, my Dad, and Mom too, Granny and other uncles and aunties. Not to forget peers, my old friends particularly MingMing, LoonLoon, Chupak, KunKun, Borok, Yamchung Steven, BigMouth Bin, Telur Yasin, Tungku Kg. Simee(no police), Yan tz2, Hong. SMI fren Chemor fatboy Ah Jin, Chemor thinboy Meng Chun pai jai, Chow Cheebye Kin, JooJoo, WK, Kam Huo, Cancan, Hamyu, Winnie de pooh, Lydia, YenYee . New friends BabyHung, Ahfuh, Mr.Lim, Lai Liuha, Eric, Jibai Kok, Darren Weeeeeeeeee, housewife Joleen Tsai local, Mon Jia, Andrew, CSS, Ling(dark), Ling(tall), Ling(Dota), sohigh Wawa, Fayfay, bikini, platinum, Wei Liang, Chun Jue, good fren Yeong, brother Kenji, Chong, badminton court boss, richman Mr.Lee, Edmond, pak fan jai Ehom, chin yee muackss, new classmate .......... and the list goes on and on and on ........ (those not in the list whom i know, pls come and kick my arse XD)
As a conclusion, at a point of time in life our thinking and perception of things will change due to internal reasons like maturity, wisdom and intelligence, and external reasons like peer influence, personal experience and education. My Ipoh life and KL life may differ but I am still the same person, maybe better maybe worse. Time will tell. One good thing I can tell you know is that I have learned to appreciate my family better, especially my Dad. I'm beginning to understand his care and sacrifice and the reasons for his deeds. Dad I love U!!!!! And I will try hard not to disappoint you. (Ps: I might sound angry/grumpy sometimes when you call, but deep inside my heart, its a convex curve on my mouth)
As said by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - "Intelligence plus character, that is the true goal of education".
Back when I was in Ipoh, staying with my parents (as I have since I was born) I was having an easy, comfortable and a tranquil life. It's all hustle free. I've got food provided on the table the minute I wake up. I dont have to worry of being late to school because my Dad always have my back. He will wake me up, buy me breakfast and send my lazy ass all the way to school. After school, again there will be Daddy to pick me up and as soon as I reach home there's already lunch on the table. I don't have to walk or cycle to tuition because my Dad cares so much for me, he drives me there =D. It goes all the way. After getting my license, I got my own transport. Unless I'm shopping at Jaya Jusco, there's hardly any walking. When my "load" is running low, there will be extra pocket money. Isn't that a sweet lil' fairy tale transformed into a real life story? Even when I'm not revising for my exam, Dad will come busting my arse!!
After completing my Form6, I went on to KL to pursue a higher education, which is a degree course in Entrepreneurship for 3 years. When I was in KL life was sort of completely turned the other way around. If I want to go to class, I have to walk. Go out for a movie? Walk my arse off to the bus station and take a damm bus and ride all the way to another station before walking again. Lots of sweat or less sweat, depends on mother nature, whether its sunny, cloudy or whatever the f* it is. Fun huh? Without any transport. Next, food. Wanna eat? Sure, walk out and buy your own. There's no free lunch in this world except when you're with your own family. Studying would be the "best" part. You have full autonomy over it. You want to skip class, sure. It's so easy, you just have to get your friend or some idiot to help you sign your name to get that pathethic attendance so that you wont be barred from the exam. Homework? You can just leave it alone and copy your friend's the next day, or just simply leave it alone. No one's gonna check your shit. Tired? Just sleep in the lecture. It might be noisy but what the heck. That's it! Simple and nice. Isn't that what everyone wanted when they are in Secondary High? No parents, no homework, no books, no teachers, just you and your laptop, be it online game or internet porn or whatever stuff you want to do. Wake up for class? Pray hard that your alarm is working, else you either end up going to class late, being nagged by your tutor with a percentage of ceased from entering the room or just let ur lazy arse continue sleeping. Overspent and your "load" is running low or empty? Try eating shit! If you have no control over your money, especially in a place full of temptation like KL, nothing can help you much.
Well the point is, after I came to KL life is much much more different. If I were the same person I am when I was in Ipoh, I will be eating shit right now. I might starve myself to death. I might flung every single exam I have. Getting zero(telur) for my assignments. Or miss most of my classes enough to get barred from taking the exam from the Uni. Go clubbing every day and waste away my ptptn loan. Shop for branded stuff and act rich, indulging into the lifestyle of KL people-reckless spending. Hahaha luckily there were lots of people here to help, guide and teach me. I would like to take this time to thanks my dear sister, Jennifer and her dear boyfriend, Chris. They taught me alot like how to go from this place to that place(locations), how to enjoy delicious food in KL+shopping, how to manage my studies and how to become a better person. Well especially with Chris helping me when I submit my application form to UTAR and helping me find my accomodation. Not to forget, my dear cousins Shirene, Oi Yoke, Bernard, Chandler and most recently Steven =D(proud of you in helping the children's holiday club and being the main actor forgeting the falling down part, kiki). My family too of course, the most important person of all, my Dad, and Mom too, Granny and other uncles and aunties. Not to forget peers, my old friends particularly MingMing, LoonLoon, Chupak, KunKun, Borok, Yamchung Steven, BigMouth Bin, Telur Yasin, Tungku Kg. Simee(no police), Yan tz2, Hong. SMI fren Chemor fatboy Ah Jin, Chemor thinboy Meng Chun pai jai, Chow Cheebye Kin, JooJoo, WK, Kam Huo, Cancan, Hamyu, Winnie de pooh, Lydia, YenYee . New friends BabyHung, Ahfuh, Mr.Lim, Lai Liuha, Eric, Jibai Kok, Darren Weeeeeeeeee, housewife Joleen Tsai local, Mon Jia, Andrew, CSS, Ling(dark), Ling(tall), Ling(Dota), sohigh Wawa, Fayfay, bikini, platinum, Wei Liang, Chun Jue, good fren Yeong, brother Kenji, Chong, badminton court boss, richman Mr.Lee, Edmond, pak fan jai Ehom, chin yee muackss, new classmate .......... and the list goes on and on and on ........ (those not in the list whom i know, pls come and kick my arse XD)
As a conclusion, at a point of time in life our thinking and perception of things will change due to internal reasons like maturity, wisdom and intelligence, and external reasons like peer influence, personal experience and education. My Ipoh life and KL life may differ but I am still the same person, maybe better maybe worse. Time will tell. One good thing I can tell you know is that I have learned to appreciate my family better, especially my Dad. I'm beginning to understand his care and sacrifice and the reasons for his deeds. Dad I love U!!!!! And I will try hard not to disappoint you. (Ps: I might sound angry/grumpy sometimes when you call, but deep inside my heart, its a convex curve on my mouth)
As said by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - "Intelligence plus character, that is the true goal of education".
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
The beginning... or The end?
If anyone ever noticed, that this post and my previous post has quite a large time gap, this blog will kind of explain what is going on. I'm not really a bloggy person (lol?) but at many times, I like to share with people, either my family or close friends, what I'm experiencing and going through, good or bad times. Maybe I'm addicted to telling other people my stories or I just inherited this strange trait from my parents which makes me want to share my own experience, or at least tell someone. Laugh if you may (haha) but that's what going on with me. Through life experiences, I found that communication through mediums like SMS or MSN or your mom (oops! =X), makes you much bolder and brave to express whatever the hell you wanted to, especially in a difficult situation or in an awkward situation. For example, when you wan to tell the ugliest girl in the world "I love you" or when you want to scold someone who annoys you alot "Go to hell, Loser" or any of the same sort. Well definitely the internet is a powerful source of communication, and it allows me to tell the whole wide world what I want to tell (if everyone in the whole wide world is dumb enough to ever view my blog =\ ) or just to close people or friends. So I tried blogging because many people do that (my sis, and now my cousin bro =.=). It seems like the minute I started blogging I wanted to stop because its complicated and I'm an idiot in internet scripts (cant fix the layouts), but however giving it a second thought made me realise that now I can express my experiences and feelings even easier and it is more approachable by others. The best part is, I can also bullshit and talk bad about other people and walk around the next day without even getting a small scratch on my hair. Fun huh? Nope, I'm a Christian so I cant curse around, but however thanks to my dear cousin brother Simon, now I have finally decided to blog. Oh Shit! Its Steven, NOT Simon!!! Haha that's bullshit-ing, a little bit of ice-breaking there. Thank you very much Steve, and animals reading this post better be ready for more! The trouble has just begun.. UNCENSORED! ngek ngek =D
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
What is that smell...
Aaahh, i recognize that smell. When you buy a new book you can smell it. When you buy a new bag you can smell it. When you a new car, well you can smell it too. When you defecate in the toilet, lol you can smell it too (=X). Guess what that smell is? Donut? Nope. Sh*t? Nope. (However, yes if you're reading this in the toilet)
Tada! Its the "brand new" smell. Woot? Its my blog :) hehe.. and its a fresh from my very own laptop into a "something have gone wrong somewhere" internet blog.
Tada! Its the "brand new" smell. Woot? Its my blog :) hehe.. and its a fresh from my very own laptop into a "something have gone wrong somewhere" internet blog.
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