The current ME

Well since everyone's been complaining alot about me crapping too much, its time to share some personal experience again.

SHIT!

When you hear something like that what do you have in mind?

Might be something have gone wrong...

Might be someone cursing...

Or ... It might be me wanting to go to toilet!!!

Yes. Seriously, recently I have been going to the toilet quite often. Not for small business but for big business. (Ps: Damm, I was born to do big things =D)
Relief to say so because if its small business, then I might have kidney problem or some shit.. Chinese people call it "San Kuai". A bad thing. Luckily, my nature's call is usually for a "big project".

Dont really know why but guess I have been given a nice digestive system dna from my pap. Senang masuk, senang keluar. Might also be my love for vegetables and fruits.. Didn't see that one coming.


Haha fruits.. I can see my buddy there!! Hey ya, Watermelon


Veges.. you did alright.. came in handy too, especially during steamboats. But the secret behind these... FIBER!


Oops.. Not this fiber.. Another one..

Perhaps this one i think..

Couldn't find pictures of organic fiber =\

Feelings just come, suddenly, without any pre-notice. When the feeling comes, I dont feel good and that's when I start slowing down.(as in my mouth)
Well three things in life that can make me lose my mood would be
1. Kap si (Major nature's call)
2. Kap liu (Minor nature's call)
3. Har beng (Sleepy)

When it happens, I tend to speak less and its harder for me to concentrate. I will find a way to release it as fast as possible. Often the reason I use to skip class, speeding back home to oh si.

See this waterfall?

Can you its rush?

Can you feel the power of those water falling from such high grounds, possesing sufficient kinetics energy to blow ur head off if you're standing right below it?

Pure energy...

That's what Im talking about...

When I feel like shitting..

The feeling hits me like a giant waterfall..

So huge it is able to blow my arse off..

XD

Let's move abit back to 1638 with my bro Galileo Galilei where we talk about the law of conservation of energy. In short, the law of conservation of energy states that energy can not be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.

When the power of all this huge SHIT rushing rapidly from my colon all the way down to final storage Rectum, the speed is almost zero, almost negliglible, almost none kinetics energy. Just like still water on top of a waterfall.

Brothers and sisters, do not forget its potential energy (tenaga keupayaan) hidden deep deep inside. Just like water falling off the cliff, having transformed all its energy into kinetics form, creating a massive fall off the top, that power is what im talking about. When the Rectum storage is full but SHIT keeps on rushing in, the potential energy will then keep on pushing shit out of my anus(si fat long), wanting freedom. Problem is I can only merdeka you all in the toilet. Therefore, I have to yan! yan! yan! yan! (Bear/Tahan) Until I beh tahan then only try to find a toilet if Im not at home. (Note: You all know loh.. outside the toilet no security and dirty and no feel.. although kapsi also hard to do business.. usually must do at home)

At the end, the water falls down. Water from the cliff submerges and combines with water around, neutralising its force. Almost the same as my situation where I open my very own waterfall hole, to allow SHIT to come out all the way down into the jamban before it submerges into the mixture of water and my urine and soon flushed away... away to IndahWater, also neutralised the force. Then Jedi Master Yoda tells me, "May the force be with you". I replied, "Master, the force has gone. If you wan go IndahWater find lah" =D

My precious MONACO WALL HUNG WC SET from johnsonsuisse. Yeah baby!

And a sample demonstration picture for you all to enjoy.

(In case you cant read it clearly, its "Just berak it")

Haha farking arse... But this is no crap... true life experience being explained in ancient PROVEN theory used wordwide to promote understanding. Wahaha ... and fuck the bad spacing..really SHIT

Busy? No time? Ya right...

Often asked myself, do these 2 words relate to each other?

TIME and BUSY...

Are they friends? or cousins? or even parent-child relationship?

I have spent years in North Pole and Alaska doing a research on this matter, and through years of hardship and endurance, of intense studying, of careful observation, of accurate calculation, logical analysis and precise information, I finally managed to come to an end, to travel the road that will lead us 1 step closer to unveil the myths that had us wondering around for ages, beyond the brink of history of mankind, of homosapiens, of bitches and son of bitches... to uncover the mystery of which ... I shall name Bensasoun's Theory. [ i should be given credit right? :) ]

First of all a brief summary of our subjects.
Time-Time is kinda unique. One day we get 24 hours of them. So I would like to use a more unique way to define it, subjectively(situationally).

When we are working, it feels shit kinda long as if the clock is stuck. Scenario:
Mr.A Can someone please check the f**king battery!
Mr. B Ooops, battery's good.
Mr. A Fuck. Ok, now back to work. Sigh, it's not even lunch yet...

When we're having fun, it feels shit kinda fast as if the clock is damaged. Scenario:
Dude1 Hey dude, what's the time now?
Dude2 Its almost 8pm.
Dude1 Wt F**k? Don't mess around! Come on..
Dude2 It's really 8pm, on both our watches and cellphones.
Dude1 Oh ok, I'm late ... F**k

Cut short, when you don't need it, it seems to be longer than you want it to be and when you need it, it seems to be shorter than you want it to be. Crap....
At the moment, let's put this aside and move on to the other subject.

Busy-It comes around either unpredictably or predictably. What the f**k.. how can someone predict if they are busy. I'll show you and its real simple =D

When it's time to have dinner and you're addicted to some sex online game. Which you have well spent and well planned your time not doing homework but...... Scenario:
Mom Come down for dinner already
Boy Im not ready yet mom, there's still work to get done
Mom Okay
Boy Lame but acceptable, now back to my game.

How about this. Your friend gives you a suprise emergency call to back him up in that online game. Scenario:
Dude1 Mayday! Mayday! You there?
Dude2 What's up? I need to mop the floor right now
Dude1 No you don't. You need to login right now! *Hangs up*
Dude2 Mom, there's a test tomorrow, mop the floor yourself or ask Genie to do it
Mom Son sure study is SO important. I'll do the mopping.

Im sure we all can differentiate which is the predictable and unpredictable scenario.
Here, we can say that when asked to do something important or appropriate or a better term something you dislike, you'll be busy. When doing something you like/inappropriate/unimportant you will be extremely free!!

Now, anyone feeling dizzy? Haha.. farking arse

The theory of Bensasoun, Time is actually the opposite way round. Kids and even adults nowadays rather waste time doing sick stuff, f**king around rather than doing constructive stuff. They think that something which is bad is good for them because they have been conditioned to one. When important and serious things suddenly struck them in the nick of time, they rush their ass off trying as hard as they can pathethically and yet at the end of the day complaining around about NOT ENOUGH TIME GIVEN! Farking arse.. now you're talking. Shove a plate over and imma tell you what is Time. Son of a bitch.

And applying that theory to BUSY, its even crappier. When you have something unimportant to do you're busy. When there's something you dont like to do, you're busy. And when there's something you like to do, you're f**king free. This concept applies to the whole, to male, female and shemale. Whenever there's something you don't want to do, or wanna lie yourself off from doing it, haha your buddy is there waiting for you already, the word BUSY! Haha nice and simple.

Usually according to research, people who do not have time are usually busy. The other way round, busy people often do not have time. There. But .. but..

According to Sasoun's theory, BUSY people are busy are NOT people with no TIME. They have time only to do things which they like most.
Nevertheless, people with no TIME are also NOT considered as BUSY people. Logic behind this would be they claim that they have no time, however time is used to do useless and worthless stuff.. therefore, it also cannot be considered as busy but rather than wasting time. They don't have time because its all wasted, not because they are busy.
Mystery solved!!!! =D Final conclusion would be the word TIME and BUSY is not related!! Thank you

Betrayal

Betrayal...

Where does this word usually lead us to?

Anger?

Sadness?

Disappointment?

Well i can fucking list out whatever emotions you want, but i guess they aren't really that accurate. The appropriate word to use is FUCKED UP! Yes that is correct!! =p

On 14 June 2008, I purposely went back to Ipoh to celebrate the world's most prestigious celebration, Father's day. (Well if any of you all don't agree with me, try giving birth without sperms)

So glad to see my Dad.. so we hooked up my uncle and got into some dinner.
Unfortunately, during dinner with my father, some ugly shit came up and the whole night sucked good time. I kept thinking about that incident. Of its pros and cons. That's life, you win some and you lose some. I don't mind losing, but I'm afraid of losing so frequently and losing something i cant afford to lose. Especially in this case, therefore precaution is always better than curing. Play safe! (Ps: Still busting my arse to solve this shit out)

That was my 1st unpleasant disaster.

Next, got some phone call from my maternal side aunt to ask my Dad to go help her out with some shit. FUCK! I came back for my Dad and someone is trying to snatch him away from me. Cool.. farking arse.. but no worries, i am a BIG boy and i can manage on my own. The FUCKING main problem is the car is not around too simply because i only have 1 car and that very car has been used by my Dad to travel to my aunt's place which is quite far for about a weeks time.

My friends are working. My Dad and car's not around. No one's quite free.
I can't go anywhere. I'm stuck at home. Watching some stupid TV program. Boring~~~~
And I don't have a girlfriend which i can bring home to f***. Damm.

2nd unpleasant disaster! oOo

I spend most of the time at home, killing myself with TV shows while waiting in hunger for my friends to be free. Wanted to walk out for some food but its Ipoh and i lost interest and was lazy to do so. Luckily, when the night calls, my friends answered. Consider it as okay overall for my 3 days 2 nights stay back in Ipoh.. except for those unnecessary fasting caused. ( Fucking is ok, but fasting.. not my type. Sorry! =p)

Overall Summary
Friday: Drank some nice tea with my brothers MingMeng, Big Saw(sakali, Happy Birthday), King, Mr.Terry, Chupak and Choi Keok. (Nice job Holland, trashing France all the way back to hol-land) - Satisfactory

Saturday: Also nice tea drinking with my passion-mates, Hoe kitchen boy and Jason weird mouth fish and erm after that second round drink tea also with Hoe and Jason. They had some nice plans, hope that they will prevail. 3rd round, Shark drink beer and tequila. BigSaw naik kepala then "die"!! w00t!! The alcohol was not bad but the liquor, surroundings and the girls SUCKED big time. 4th round Nasmir. 5th round Metro. 6th round Mc'd. 7th round Zone-X. How the fuck can 1 person go so many rounds in a day? XD
By the way, Mengz nice job for fucking(by mouth) your manager ;D

Sunday: Again, drank tea with Hoe and Jason. Hoe's friend got frustrated and pissed off because he couldn't connect to our channel. After that, went to ATM cause i'm out of cash(actually broke), waited for about an hour in Mc'D for Mr.Lim and Mrs.Lim(his mother not wife) and finally, back to KL at approximately 10:53pm. Thanks Mr.Lim for the ride.

That's about it, my Father's day trip special.

At about 3am+ i was so tired but doesn't want to go to bed, so i began writing this blog. Haha, my roommates is struggling to sleep because i had the lights on. =D
Clock shows 4:35am, the blog is almost complete. As well as my life, its almost complete as well.

I have three classes tomorrow. All the way until 8pm. God bless me, Hallejulah.

Birthdays in Kay El

Its time again to talk some shit into the educations of youth all around the world...

Nonsense! Well traditional birthdays are like spending it with your family [usually having a dinner at some fancy restaurant with some degree of class serving food that looks tasty which tempt you to order and eat them because they look nice but it doesn't actually taste that nice which makes ya'll look (well at least feel) like an idiot], getting a red packet [with kinda lot money stuffed inside so that you can add a few more volume of porn dvds into your collection], and hanging out with friends [who may smoke cigarette (in front) but actually play with drugs like K powder, ecstasy pills, triangle etc]. Such "cultures" (haha ;D) have been instilled into us all the way from birth, but not till death. There's some invisible string attached. Kiki....

When you're alone, far away from home, who is there to celebrate with you? Well you can always go back to your hometown to meet up with family and friends to have a decent dinner. That is a scenario when you live near. What is he's someone who needs to ride an aeroplane for a few hours (few hundred bucks baby) to do that, but his arse is broke? Haha, then you're farking alone, stucked. Well i guess dedicating Landy's song "Happy birthday to myself" isn't that optimistic. Luckily, in life there's always something new. The subject we're going to talk about today is "new" friends.

The word "friend". How high or how low that word may go in life, it's yours to see. What you perceive may not always be true, but i can guarantee you no matter what kind of person you are the word "friend" definitely takes up a large portion of your life especially when you're in need of acknowlegdement and support and also when you're lonely to people who don't have much friends and activities(lol). Hmm.. let me see, from personal experience the 1st time i celebrated birthday was during my 1st year 1st semester. I did celebrate in my hometown but this party was unexpected. Our class just had a gathering. Had barbeque and stuff going on. Had our very own musician Thomas to play the guitar. Lots of fun there. After eating there was a cake. It was actually to serve another purpose but in conjunctioned with my birthday and my new buddy from Sabah Ahfuh's birthday. Kinda touching...

Just a few days ago, 2 of my buddies, Yit Lim and AhFuh had their birthdays repectively on 7th and 8th of June. Sadly, Yit Lim went back to his hometown Ipoh(mali) to celebrate it with his family. Well the other guy stayed here so we(me and my housemates) decided to throw in a suprise birthday party. It didn't got him by 100% but nonetheless it kinda touched him. Alot of our friends went back to their hometown. Only 6 of us (me, Baby Hung, Wawa, Ling, Fayfay) were in the party but it was just as nice. Haha, too much cook, spoilt the soup. Not to miss some oldschool actions by Baby Hung, playing with cream and cakes and made the party happening. We even got it in a video. And urm... had some beer and champagne! Cheers! Thanks to Fayfay and Wawa for the sponsor. Gracias....

That's only few of my experiences here in Kay El, to share around to remind you all how important it is not to be an idiot during your birthday and in your life. Celebrate yours well and celebrate others' too. Treat someone the way you would like others to treat you back. Care for the unfortunate and unlucky ones. A small deed may do a big help. And appreciate friendship. Applying this to another concept, do not lose faith and hope when things a farked up ;D

Well damm sure Im not unlucky and unfortunate because every farking year, one person who will never forget my stupid birthday is my DAD!!! T.T papa i love u... Kiki...
Not to forget my sister, mom, and other friends particularly my pei ka buddy Ming Meng and LoonLun. Had some pics down there. Enjoy! (non-nude)

Left-Right: Me, Ahfuh, Baby Hung, (check those monkey-arse faces)

Left to Right: Ling, Ahfuh, Wawa

Notice why this shit is bigger than the others? Haha .... think you know

year1 sem1 bbq partay!

Bunch of young fools =D

Son of a bitch.. eat also dunno eat..

Since he got so dirty, we decided to give him a nice bath! =D

Thomas solo

This pic for Steven... to show you the girls in my class! XD

After some stupid presentation

Video on the oldschool trick by Baby Hung (recommended - MUST WATCH!!! with speakers on loud)

Well that's about all for this time.. Gotta sign off.. Fark ya'll and have a nice day =D

Kay El Life

Since I have decided to blog, I guess it should be more oftenly done as to update people and also to satisfy my cousin bro, Steve's request because he wanted more crap from me =D hehe. This time, I would like to share my KL life experience.

Back when I was in Ipoh, staying with my parents (as I have since I was born) I was having an easy, comfortable and a tranquil life. It's all hustle free. I've got food provided on the table the minute I wake up. I dont have to worry of being late to school because my Dad always have my back. He will wake me up, buy me breakfast and send my lazy ass all the way to school. After school, again there will be Daddy to pick me up and as soon as I reach home there's already lunch on the table. I don't have to walk or cycle to tuition because my Dad cares so much for me, he drives me there =D. It goes all the way. After getting my license, I got my own transport. Unless I'm shopping at Jaya Jusco, there's hardly any walking. When my "load" is running low, there will be extra pocket money. Isn't that a sweet lil' fairy tale transformed into a real life story? Even when I'm not revising for my exam, Dad will come busting my arse!!

After completing my Form6, I went on to KL to pursue a higher education, which is a degree course in Entrepreneurship for 3 years. When I was in KL life was sort of completely turned the other way around. If I want to go to class, I have to walk. Go out for a movie? Walk my arse off to the bus station and take a damm bus and ride all the way to another station before walking again. Lots of sweat or less sweat, depends on mother nature, whether its sunny, cloudy or whatever the f* it is. Fun huh? Without any transport. Next, food. Wanna eat? Sure, walk out and buy your own. There's no free lunch in this world except when you're with your own family. Studying would be the "best" part. You have full autonomy over it. You want to skip class, sure. It's so easy, you just have to get your friend or some idiot to help you sign your name to get that pathethic attendance so that you wont be barred from the exam. Homework? You can just leave it alone and copy your friend's the next day, or just simply leave it alone. No one's gonna check your shit. Tired? Just sleep in the lecture. It might be noisy but what the heck. That's it! Simple and nice. Isn't that what everyone wanted when they are in Secondary High? No parents, no homework, no books, no teachers, just you and your laptop, be it online game or internet porn or whatever stuff you want to do. Wake up for class? Pray hard that your alarm is working, else you either end up going to class late, being nagged by your tutor with a percentage of ceased from entering the room or just let ur lazy arse continue sleeping. Overspent and your "load" is running low or empty? Try eating shit! If you have no control over your money, especially in a place full of temptation like KL, nothing can help you much.

Well the point is, after I came to KL life is much much more different. If I were the same person I am when I was in Ipoh, I will be eating shit right now. I might starve myself to death. I might flung every single exam I have. Getting zero(telur) for my assignments. Or miss most of my classes enough to get barred from taking the exam from the Uni. Go clubbing every day and waste away my ptptn loan. Shop for branded stuff and act rich, indulging into the lifestyle of KL people-reckless spending. Hahaha luckily there were lots of people here to help, guide and teach me. I would like to take this time to thanks my dear sister, Jennifer and her dear boyfriend, Chris. They taught me alot like how to go from this place to that place(locations), how to enjoy delicious food in KL+shopping, how to manage my studies and how to become a better person. Well especially with Chris helping me when I submit my application form to UTAR and helping me find my accomodation. Not to forget, my dear cousins Shirene, Oi Yoke, Bernard, Chandler and most recently Steven =D(proud of you in helping the children's holiday club and being the main actor forgeting the falling down part, kiki). My family too of course, the most important person of all, my Dad, and Mom too, Granny and other uncles and aunties. Not to forget peers, my old friends particularly MingMing, LoonLoon, Chupak, KunKun, Borok, Yamchung Steven, BigMouth Bin, Telur Yasin, Tungku Kg. Simee(no police), Yan tz2, Hong. SMI fren Chemor fatboy Ah Jin, Chemor thinboy Meng Chun pai jai, Chow Cheebye Kin, JooJoo, WK, Kam Huo, Cancan, Hamyu, Winnie de pooh, Lydia, YenYee . New friends BabyHung, Ahfuh, Mr.Lim, Lai Liuha, Eric, Jibai Kok, Darren Weeeeeeeeee, housewife Joleen Tsai local, Mon Jia, Andrew, CSS, Ling(dark), Ling(tall), Ling(Dota), sohigh Wawa, Fayfay, bikini, platinum, Wei Liang, Chun Jue, good fren Yeong, brother Kenji, Chong, badminton court boss, richman Mr.Lee, Edmond, pak fan jai Ehom, chin yee muackss, new classmate .......... and the list goes on and on and on ........ (those not in the list whom i know, pls come and kick my arse XD)

As a conclusion, at a point of time in life our thinking and perception of things will change due to internal reasons like maturity, wisdom and intelligence, and external reasons like peer influence, personal experience and education. My Ipoh life and KL life may differ but I am still the same person, maybe better maybe worse. Time will tell. One good thing I can tell you know is that I have learned to appreciate my family better, especially my Dad. I'm beginning to understand his care and sacrifice and the reasons for his deeds. Dad I love U!!!!! And I will try hard not to disappoint you. (Ps: I might sound angry/grumpy sometimes when you call, but deep inside my heart, its a convex curve on my mouth)
As said by Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. - "Intelligence plus character, that is the true goal of education".

The beginning... or The end?

If anyone ever noticed, that this post and my previous post has quite a large time gap, this blog will kind of explain what is going on. I'm not really a bloggy person (lol?) but at many times, I like to share with people, either my family or close friends, what I'm experiencing and going through, good or bad times. Maybe I'm addicted to telling other people my stories or I just inherited this strange trait from my parents which makes me want to share my own experience, or at least tell someone. Laugh if you may (haha) but that's what going on with me. Through life experiences, I found that communication through mediums like SMS or MSN or your mom (oops! =X), makes you much bolder and brave to express whatever the hell you wanted to, especially in a difficult situation or in an awkward situation. For example, when you wan to tell the ugliest girl in the world "I love you" or when you want to scold someone who annoys you alot "Go to hell, Loser" or any of the same sort. Well definitely the internet is a powerful source of communication, and it allows me to tell the whole wide world what I want to tell (if everyone in the whole wide world is dumb enough to ever view my blog =\ ) or just to close people or friends. So I tried blogging because many people do that (my sis, and now my cousin bro =.=). It seems like the minute I started blogging I wanted to stop because its complicated and I'm an idiot in internet scripts (cant fix the layouts), but however giving it a second thought made me realise that now I can express my experiences and feelings even easier and it is more approachable by others. The best part is, I can also bullshit and talk bad about other people and walk around the next day without even getting a small scratch on my hair. Fun huh? Nope, I'm a Christian so I cant curse around, but however thanks to my dear cousin brother Simon, now I have finally decided to blog. Oh Shit! Its Steven, NOT Simon!!! Haha that's bullshit-ing, a little bit of ice-breaking there. Thank you very much Steve, and animals reading this post better be ready for more! The trouble has just begun.. UNCENSORED! ngek ngek =D