notice my layout?
i screwed it up!
fuck templates..
or should i say..
fuck myself..
cause I cant modi my template
~.~
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
the SAGA continues...
Yes, it does.
First, reminisce. Okay, done. As a child, I was first brought to a cyber-cafe (cc) by my cousin brother. My first experience there was Starcraft, which is until today still one of my favourite game. It was proclaimed to be a trial, a first-time or an exposure. But, visiting a cc became more occasional, more frequent and then, at last we cut it into 1 word - daily! Well the issue here is not about addicted to gaming nor to going to a cc. It's not even about Starcraft too.
In a cc, its LAN-ed. I can play against other players whom I may or may not know. Each game is different from the other. Some players are stronger, some are weaker while others are completely NOOB/NEWB/newbie. From my first experience into Starcraft, which I found extremely exciting especially with new glitches along the way (cheating made me a loser xD ), I slowly turned my interest to another game called Half-Life. This game is hell of a memory to me.
As I've mentioned, in a cc, it is LAN-ed. So we can play with other players which make it more lively and interactive rather than versus boring-and-routined-sometimes-godlike-AI.
Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter game developed by Valve. As we know, game lives and dies. Starcraft's era began to regress as Sierra Studios released Half-Life somewhere in end-1998. Half-Life is divided into two parts: single player and multi player game play. Multi player is where I shoot whoever's arse blocking my way to get the highest score. One very interesting map I couldn't forget is Crossfire. In this map, players can actually hit a button to activate some sort of bombing. Players outside the plant will be blasted into pieces unless the know the glitch (xD).
The multiplayer parts is enough to keep me addicted to it for a long long long time. Believe me this. HAhA. Well after Half-Life was Counter-Strike, which originated and was modified from Half-Life. After that, Counter-Strike Condition Zero, Counter-Strike Source, back to Team Fortress, Half-Life 2, Warcraft 3blah blah blah blah blah and to DotA, to Call of Duty 4 and so on.... And now finally we have Left 4 Dead.
Again, of all the shooting games existing, Half-Life is sought to be one of the big players which has influenced the first-shooter game arena. At the same time, notice the Half-Life, Counter-Strike and Left 4 Dead is developed by the same person - Valve. See my point now?
Of course, when I was still a punk straying my early life off in CCs, Half-Life is just running and shooting around. The multiplayer is simply too fun to play. When things got bored, I decided to complete the single player. I found that this game is really really brilliant. The graphics, the design, the setting, the storyline, the layout, the guns, the creatures, the rooms, the buildings, the ideas, Black Mesa and its incident, Xen, G-Man, Lambda Complex, Gordon Freeman, the resonance cascade, etc. The game is a masterpiece. With things in place, they sound logic, fictional, scientific and futuristic especially with aliens and the settings. I'm just too impressed with the Lambda building, the Xen world and other places. The pictures are so detailed. When you have robotic arms to move large boxes around and in the middle of a tram ride you see a hole which reveals the whole satelite plant. Creative yet logical but surreal, mystical and adventurous. Play and complete the single player to understand further. (I bet most teenagers my age have tried this game out =\ )
[ps: Until today, the identity of G-man is yet to be revealed. This is pure genius. There should be a Half-Life 3. Wish I can live long enough to know who the hell G-man actually is =) ]
GO http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Man_(Half-Life) to get to know this man better and understand how and what makes it so mysterious.
In 2008, after 10 long years, and in conjunction with Half-Life's 10th anniversary, Valve acquired and officially launched Left 4 Dead. Personally, due to my "retirement" from CCs, I was aware of this game through a friend 1 month ago, and have tried the game yesterday. And it was a BLAST. The game rocks. Same concept as Half-Life - first person shooter. However, different setting, different storyline, different characters and most important - different gameplay and in-game effects.
Setting - aftermath of an apocalyptic pandemic which simply means a place filled with zombie like mutants with rabies-like virus.
Storyline - 4 Survivors with immunity to the virus trying to fight their way off to safe house/location/rescue (Campaigns: No Mercy, Death Toll, Dead Air and Blood Harvest)
Characters - Francis, Bill, Zoey and Louis as the Survivors. Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Tanker and Witch as the Infected.
Gameplay - Co-operative/Teamplay. In Left 4 Dead, you can't be a lone ranger/solo. Because zombies are coming out from every direction of your 360 degree view, you just can't shoot them all alone. Furthermore, if you're pinned down by a Hunter, it indicates that you are dead unless another teammate helps you out, vice versa. Many cases, you need to work along side your teammates to complete the round. Sharing is also encouraged, as they limit health aids and pain killers.
In-game effects - this is the best part. From Half-Life with little or no significant effects (from what I see) to Counter-Strike where the players experiences a slight decrease in movement speed after a jump to Left 4 Dead where effects are wonders. While being a survivor, throughout the game you can hear spooky sounds. At particular times, you can hear the voice of a woman crying which is the witch. You hear screaming voices as "Hordes" approach. Recommend to play using head phones. The haunting voices, sometimes suddenly shouted. It scared me off. See what it will do to your.
Other than that, other effects are awesome and kinda "new". For example, if you are being "spit-on" by a Boomer, your screen or rather your character's vision is being blurred by green coloured gas and slimes.. something like that which makes it hard for you to see. Likes wearing glasses stained with green coloured liquid. When being hit by infected, your screen kinda vibrate as if you're being hit. As an infected, a hunter for instance, although you have limited attacks or skills, the leaping effect is way too cool. Plus there is an auto-combo once you're successful in snatching a survivor. If you wanna fly, try getting hit by a Tanker. Makes you feel like Superman. Haha.
What ever happens, try this game out. This game managed to make my friend who doesn't go to CC or play computer games now doing the opposite. And its getting popular. So you might not wanna get outdated and miss all the fun, would you?
In memory of CSS, A and eric. RIP
First, reminisce. Okay, done. As a child, I was first brought to a cyber-cafe (cc) by my cousin brother. My first experience there was Starcraft, which is until today still one of my favourite game. It was proclaimed to be a trial, a first-time or an exposure. But, visiting a cc became more occasional, more frequent and then, at last we cut it into 1 word - daily! Well the issue here is not about addicted to gaming nor to going to a cc. It's not even about Starcraft too.
In a cc, its LAN-ed. I can play against other players whom I may or may not know. Each game is different from the other. Some players are stronger, some are weaker while others are completely NOOB/NEWB/newbie. From my first experience into Starcraft, which I found extremely exciting especially with new glitches along the way (cheating made me a loser xD ), I slowly turned my interest to another game called Half-Life. This game is hell of a memory to me.
As I've mentioned, in a cc, it is LAN-ed. So we can play with other players which make it more lively and interactive rather than versus boring-and-routined-sometimes-godlike-AI.
Half-Life is a science fiction first-person shooter game developed by Valve. As we know, game lives and dies. Starcraft's era began to regress as Sierra Studios released Half-Life somewhere in end-1998. Half-Life is divided into two parts: single player and multi player game play. Multi player is where I shoot whoever's arse blocking my way to get the highest score. One very interesting map I couldn't forget is Crossfire. In this map, players can actually hit a button to activate some sort of bombing. Players outside the plant will be blasted into pieces unless the know the glitch (xD).
The multiplayer parts is enough to keep me addicted to it for a long long long time. Believe me this. HAhA. Well after Half-Life was Counter-Strike, which originated and was modified from Half-Life. After that, Counter-Strike Condition Zero, Counter-Strike Source, back to Team Fortress, Half-Life 2, Warcraft 3
Again, of all the shooting games existing, Half-Life is sought to be one of the big players which has influenced the first-shooter game arena. At the same time, notice the Half-Life, Counter-Strike and Left 4 Dead is developed by the same person - Valve. See my point now?
Of course, when I was still a punk straying my early life off in CCs, Half-Life is just running and shooting around. The multiplayer is simply too fun to play. When things got bored, I decided to complete the single player. I found that this game is really really brilliant. The graphics, the design, the setting, the storyline, the layout, the guns, the creatures, the rooms, the buildings, the ideas, Black Mesa and its incident, Xen, G-Man, Lambda Complex, Gordon Freeman, the resonance cascade, etc. The game is a masterpiece. With things in place, they sound logic, fictional, scientific and futuristic especially with aliens and the settings. I'm just too impressed with the Lambda building, the Xen world and other places. The pictures are so detailed. When you have robotic arms to move large boxes around and in the middle of a tram ride you see a hole which reveals the whole satelite plant. Creative yet logical but surreal, mystical and adventurous. Play and complete the single player to understand further. (I bet most teenagers my age have tried this game out =\ )
[ps: Until today, the identity of G-man is yet to be revealed. This is pure genius. There should be a Half-Life 3. Wish I can live long enough to know who the hell G-man actually is =) ]
GO http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G-Man_(Half-Life) to get to know this man better and understand how and what makes it so mysterious.
In 2008, after 10 long years, and in conjunction with Half-Life's 10th anniversary, Valve acquired and officially launched Left 4 Dead. Personally, due to my "retirement" from CCs, I was aware of this game through a friend 1 month ago, and have tried the game yesterday. And it was a BLAST. The game rocks. Same concept as Half-Life - first person shooter. However, different setting, different storyline, different characters and most important - different gameplay and in-game effects.
Setting - aftermath of an apocalyptic pandemic which simply means a place filled with zombie like mutants with rabies-like virus.
Storyline - 4 Survivors with immunity to the virus trying to fight their way off to safe house/location/rescue (Campaigns: No Mercy, Death Toll, Dead Air and Blood Harvest)
Characters - Francis, Bill, Zoey and Louis as the Survivors. Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Tanker and Witch as the Infected.
Gameplay - Co-operative/Teamplay. In Left 4 Dead, you can't be a lone ranger/solo. Because zombies are coming out from every direction of your 360 degree view, you just can't shoot them all alone. Furthermore, if you're pinned down by a Hunter, it indicates that you are dead unless another teammate helps you out, vice versa. Many cases, you need to work along side your teammates to complete the round. Sharing is also encouraged, as they limit health aids and pain killers.
In-game effects - this is the best part. From Half-Life with little or no significant effects (from what I see) to Counter-Strike where the players experiences a slight decrease in movement speed after a jump to Left 4 Dead where effects are wonders. While being a survivor, throughout the game you can hear spooky sounds. At particular times, you can hear the voice of a woman crying which is the witch. You hear screaming voices as "Hordes" approach. Recommend to play using head phones. The haunting voices, sometimes suddenly shouted. It scared me off. See what it will do to your.
Other than that, other effects are awesome and kinda "new". For example, if you are being "spit-on" by a Boomer, your screen or rather your character's vision is being blurred by green coloured gas and slimes.. something like that which makes it hard for you to see. Likes wearing glasses stained with green coloured liquid. When being hit by infected, your screen kinda vibrate as if you're being hit. As an infected, a hunter for instance, although you have limited attacks or skills, the leaping effect is way too cool. Plus there is an auto-combo once you're successful in snatching a survivor. If you wanna fly, try getting hit by a Tanker. Makes you feel like Superman. Haha.
What ever happens, try this game out. This game managed to make my friend who doesn't go to CC or play computer games now doing the opposite. And its getting popular. So you might not wanna get outdated and miss all the fun, would you?
Saturday, March 21, 2009
The King Of Ceremonies
This segment of my blog is especially dedicated to my life long idol.
On the beach action after winning Proleague against go_go (with float xD)
Yet another masterpiece xD
[FBH: Don't hate me cause I'm cocky, hate me cause I'm sexy!!!]
Name: 이성은 - Lee Sung Eun
D.O.B: 02/03/1988 (age 21)
Nickname: The KING of CEREMONIES
Nationality: Korean (isn't that obvious = =")
Occupation: Professional Starcraft Gamer
In game name: firebathero (or FBH)
Team: Samsung Khan
Race in game: Terran
Game Statistics:
Against all other races: 55.03% (93 wins - 76 losses)
Against Terran race: 61.33% (46 wins - 29 losses)
Against Zerg race: 59.57% (28 wins - 19 losses)
Against Protoss race: 40.43% (19 wins - 28 losses)
Best Winning Streak: 8 wins
Worst Losing Streak: 7 losses
Firebathero currently plays for the Samsung Khan team and is ranked 24th by KeSPA among professional players as of June 2008.
He is controversial among some fans of professional StarCraft for his seemingly boastful post-game celebrations, including removing his shirt in front of the spectators and then proceeding to dance with a rubber swimming floatation device.
He is known for playing extremely well versus Zerg and other Terrans, but he has performed poorly overall against Protoss players.
After defeating Savior in 2007, who at the time was the best zerg alive, and performing one of his "ceremonies," he proceeded to annihilate Jaedong, the best zerg since Savior. FBH also known for his innovations and skills after the Terran Legend, Boxer the Emperor. Among are his "special nuke-rush" as well as other cheeses with marines and vultures.
Ceremony against Savior
Ceremony against Saviour once again
And again.. ceremony against Saviour in slow motion
Ceremony against JaeDong
Ceremony against Flash
Ceremony against Canata
One of his best video of ALL time!!!!!!
On the beach action after winning Proleague against go_go (with float xD)
Yet another masterpiece xD
He's among the competitive Starcraft pro-gamers alive and I would really like to see him winning a MSL one day. So let us celebrate the FBH style.. Yeah.. This is pure sex! If you want something funny, special and extraordinary, please watch all the vidoes!!! LMAO!!!!! (and the videos have variety of ceremony methods.. wahahaha)
[FBH: Don't hate me cause I'm cocky, hate me cause I'm sexy!!!]
Thursday, March 19, 2009
EU episode 22
HAIZ DAMM FARKING SAD... MY FAVOURITE CHARACTER DIED!!!! T.T
Director.. pls bring me back Laughing Kor.... aaaahhhhh
Director.. pls bring me back Laughing Kor.... aaaahhhhh
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
reminisce
Things revolve around the world when we resolving things around our little world.
In year 1996, I'm still a small punk celebrating Christmas just like other 8 year old kid.
But at the same time, in 1996, Death Row Records celebrated christmas like this, which is wicked and sick. xD
Santa Clause Goes Straight To The Ghetto - Snoop Dog featuring Daz Dillinger, Nate Dog, Bad Ass and Tray Dee
Found this while I was browsing around youtube. It was worth my time. Please recommend this song to all your friends if you like it! Everyone deserves good music!! And Santa Clause better go to the ghetto..
In year 1996, I'm still a small punk celebrating Christmas just like other 8 year old kid.
But at the same time, in 1996, Death Row Records celebrated christmas like this, which is wicked and sick. xD
Santa Clause Goes Straight To The Ghetto - Snoop Dog featuring Daz Dillinger, Nate Dog, Bad Ass and Tray Dee
Found this while I was browsing around youtube. It was worth my time. Please recommend this song to all your friends if you like it! Everyone deserves good music!! And Santa Clause better go to the ghetto..
Friday, March 13, 2009
TISSUE
Excuse me.. can you pass me the tissue please...
So whats the issue with us today?
Let's see..
Nope, I have to rephrase myself - So whats the issue with me today?
Now the inventor cannot operate his own invention - I cannot answer my own question.
I used to like doing things which I am unable to. For example, taking pix with a digi cam.
However, when I have one my arse start to rust and I get lazy again.. Wishing how badly and excited I would like to take pictures but my lazy arse just wouldn't move..
Isn't this a sad thing? At times I really struggle trying to express myself - especially my lazy arse behaviour..
Today i'm glad im able to finish my LM assignment, but the truth is i stayed up all night finishing it. No one to blame but myself and it sickens me. Each and every time it happens. At that moment, my mind keeps telling me to change but in the end i end up going back to the first part, the lazy arse part. This is not good. Not at all.
I've been trying to make myself do constructive stuff.. Maybe reading, or exercising or just simply writing blogs. But its not working. There's a trick which is to trick my mind to like it. But the trick is not working and I dont think my mind is that smart to know the trick coming. It should be the rust .. i know its spreading to my brain too.. Aha thats the cause eh :)
I took pix but im too lazy to upload them because it takes a long time.. and i dont like arranging them.. the alignment keeps changing..ok i get it. Lets put the blame on blogspot. Now everyone can forgo the guilt of not doing things they should and waste time rusting their arses.. HOORAY!!
Just wanna say i feel bad about not doing the right things and not appreciating time.
Just to cheer things up, I have a joke which have my favourite SOB sentence in it =D
A Rich Mans Dream
One day a multi billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.
A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've a deal you can't refuse. Who can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leaches. The winner may have whatever his heat desires."
No one replies so the man gives up.
All of a sudden the man hears a splash. One of the men is swimming as fast as he can, dodging all the sharks, eels, and leaches.
The billionaire was so impressed that someone had enough guts take up his challenge. He congratulates the man and asks him what he wants.
The man replies "I want the Sun of a Bitch who pushed me in"
So whats the issue with us today?
Let's see..
Nope, I have to rephrase myself - So whats the issue with me today?
Now the inventor cannot operate his own invention - I cannot answer my own question.
I used to like doing things which I am unable to. For example, taking pix with a digi cam.
However, when I have one my arse start to rust and I get lazy again.. Wishing how badly and excited I would like to take pictures but my lazy arse just wouldn't move..
Isn't this a sad thing? At times I really struggle trying to express myself - especially my lazy arse behaviour..
Today i'm glad im able to finish my LM assignment, but the truth is i stayed up all night finishing it. No one to blame but myself and it sickens me. Each and every time it happens. At that moment, my mind keeps telling me to change but in the end i end up going back to the first part, the lazy arse part. This is not good. Not at all.
I've been trying to make myself do constructive stuff.. Maybe reading, or exercising or just simply writing blogs. But its not working. There's a trick which is to trick my mind to like it. But the trick is not working and I dont think my mind is that smart to know the trick coming. It should be the rust .. i know its spreading to my brain too.. Aha thats the cause eh :)
I took pix but im too lazy to upload them because it takes a long time.. and i dont like arranging them.. the alignment keeps changing..ok i get it. Lets put the blame on blogspot. Now everyone can forgo the guilt of not doing things they should and waste time rusting their arses.. HOORAY!!
Just wanna say i feel bad about not doing the right things and not appreciating time.
Just to cheer things up, I have a joke which have my favourite SOB sentence in it =D
A Rich Mans Dream
One day a multi billionaire was board, so he asked his butler to get him 3 men.
A few hours later the butler comes back. The man says "OK I've a deal you can't refuse. Who can swim successfully across this pool filed with sharks, eels, and leaches. The winner may have whatever his heat desires."
No one replies so the man gives up.
All of a sudden the man hears a splash. One of the men is swimming as fast as he can, dodging all the sharks, eels, and leaches.
The billionaire was so impressed that someone had enough guts take up his challenge. He congratulates the man and asks him what he wants.
The man replies "I want the Sun of a Bitch who pushed me in"
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
ZEN
i need u...
i need to meditate...
ZEN...
Ben...
Jen...
We match.. Hehe thanks dad..
Okay to encourage you guys like i want to encourage myself.. lets chill and have a joke =D
ABSTAIN REMOVER
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
i need to meditate...
ZEN...
Ben...
Jen...
We match.. Hehe thanks dad..
Okay to encourage you guys like i want to encourage myself.. lets chill and have a joke =D
ABSTAIN REMOVER
Three couples—one elderly, one middle-aged, one young and newly wed—apply for membership in a church. The pastor informs them that the requirement for new parishioners is that they abstain from sex for two weeks. The couples agree and go their separate ways.
After two weeks, they return. The pastor asks the elderly pair if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "No problem at all, Pastor," replies the old man.
"Congratulations!" says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He turns to the middle-aged couple and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks. "It was difficult," replies the husband. "By the end of the second week, I had to sleep on the couch, but we did it."
"Congratulations on overcoming temptation," says the pastor. "Welcome to the church." He then turns to the newlyweds and asks if they were able to abstain for two weeks.
"At first it was no problem," says the husband. "But one day my wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf, and she dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there."
"You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," says the pastor.
"We know," says the young man. "We’re not welcome at the supermarket anymore either."
Monday, March 9, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
one is NEVER enough
i figured.. humans.. we are all greedy and selfish
but for me, this time i will minus out the selfish part. let it just be greedy =)
enjoy this korean karaoke version of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body..
but for me, this time i will minus out the selfish part. let it just be greedy =)
enjoy this korean karaoke version of Mariah Carey's Touch My Body..
Friday, March 6, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Why so serious?
Well this blog is actually dying because the blogmaster is dying too...
Like what Mr. Anonymous criticized.. LOL my blog really sucks...
But the good news is my new AC adapter is coming around tomorrow...
Which means that I dont have to keep on go downstairs to borrow my fren's...
And I started working out today... A smooth and slow start but it was awesome... yeah!
So why so serious? Let's get the nerves off ourselves with a joke.. an uncensored one =D
Title of the joke: A night with the princess (its kinda long tho...)
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.
The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.
The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile.
The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled.
The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
(Moral of the story: Try some oral first before moving into the main event)
Like what Mr. Anonymous criticized.. LOL my blog really sucks...
But the good news is my new AC adapter is coming around tomorrow...
Which means that I dont have to keep on go downstairs to borrow my fren's...
And I started working out today... A smooth and slow start but it was awesome... yeah!
So why so serious? Let's get the nerves off ourselves with a joke.. an uncensored one =D
Title of the joke: A night with the princess (its kinda long tho...)
A King had to leave his Kingdom for some business. He was afraid that his only Daughter would be taken advantage of by some of the Guards because she was a very deep sleeper. So before he left, he slipped a razor blade between the lips of her vagina.
The King left. That night, three of the Guards did plan to Fuck the Princess.
The First Guard went into her room. From outside of the room, the other two Guards listened. Suddenly, they heard the First Guard scream. He came out. The other two Guards asked why he screamed. Embarrassed, he said that it was so good that he couldn't control himself. This made the other two smile.
The Second Guard went in. After some time? Ahhhhh!!! The Second Guard came out. The Third Guard asked what happened. Just as embarrassed as the First Guard, the Second Guard said that it felt so good that he couldn't control himself. The Third Guard smiled.
The Third Guard went into the room. He went up to the Princess and lifted her dress. Outside, the other two Guards listened. Mmmmmhhhh!?! The other two Guards took off! The next morning, the King came back. He suspected that his Guards tried to fuck his daughter. He told them to drop their pants. Each of them did. Two of them had sliced dicks, but the third one didn?t. Confused, the King asked why. He stuck his tongue out and said, ?I neba pry fuk ur dahta, I wet lik ur dahta?!
(Moral of the story: Try some oral first before moving into the main event)
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Love or Hate?
First things first..
I would like to congratulate myself for delaying some blogsagain which I have promised to post this week...
But due to my busy schedule... It should be understood, right?
Above that, my laptop adapter broke down.
And when it breaks down, it means no power supple which means I cant run my laptop for long...
Therefore, other stuffother than gaming like assignments have been delayed...
Hopefully these delays wouldn't cost me my marks...
And Dell is kinda ... Difficult I shall say because it is so hard to locate their service centre, the helpline is not helping at all.. its not callable .. and hardly any computer store sell their spare-parts... so HOORAY!!!
And I dont really trust shits like universal adapter which sounds like a total BS to me!
And I dont trust pirated too...
Well I'm okay with pirated DVD or CD but pirated adapter is .. out of the line..
But thanks to Mr. Lai from Jb (Jb Lai) for lending me his adapter.. my laptop is now living and breathing like it used to ... Cheers!
And I recommend the movie "RoleModels" with 110% guaranteed satisfaction. U will laugh your balls out (but only if you're a boy) ... =D
I would like to congratulate myself for delaying some blogs
But due to my busy schedule... It should be understood, right?
Above that, my laptop adapter broke down.
And when it breaks down, it means no power supple which means I cant run my laptop for long...
Therefore, other stuff
Hopefully these delays wouldn't cost me my marks...
And Dell is kinda ... Difficult I shall say because it is so hard to locate their service centre, the helpline is not helping at all.. its not callable .. and hardly any computer store sell their spare-parts... so HOORAY!!!
And I dont really trust shits like universal adapter which sounds like a total BS to me!
And I dont trust pirated too...
Well I'm okay with pirated DVD or CD but pirated adapter is .. out of the line..
But thanks to Mr. Lai from Jb (Jb Lai) for lending me his adapter.. my laptop is now living and breathing like it used to ... Cheers!
And I recommend the movie "RoleModels" with 110% guaranteed satisfaction. U will laugh your balls out (but only if you're a boy) ... =D
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