DotA?

Just wanted to show you guys what is called "pure sex".

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you F.... B .... H!!!!



Don't worry guys. Although Wacko Jacko's dead, we've got a new world class dancing king, if not the best dancer in Korea. Hope to see more from FBH.

I'm back

... from 1 month of military training.
... now back for more troubles.
... but is bothered with things.
... with many waiting to be done.

so wait, and my story shall tell itself to the world. =\

in the meantime, try jacking yourself off!

OMFG .. U GOTTA WATCH THIS!!!

LMFAO --- WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL

jokes...

The Perfect Husband

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
"What's the price?"
"Only $1,500.00."
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much ... "

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year ... "
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! But before we hang up, something else ... "
"What?"
"It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property ... "
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price ... and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover ... "

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
"Bye ... I do too ... "

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present: "Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

And one last thing.. in case hell breaks lose.. remember to hit the alarm like this:

By the way.. first paper in 5 hours.. sigh

results may vary..............

Notice

A notice to notify you guys that I will be away for sometime due to exam...

Sorry for the inconvenience...

Take care~

Something special for a friend

For mother fuckers celebrating birthdays on 13th of April.. here we go!!!



Note: See bulls are angry when they see red colour. So the ad is actually showing a bunch of young horny boy scouts wanting their big boobs troop leader to take off her "red colour" shirt to reveal something 18sx...

BBQ Buffet, anyone?

Like the usual weekend, I usually would spoil myself with a decent meal for my sweat and hard work and effort put in during weekdays. Similar to Spiderman's tingling senses, my appetite tingled me for buffet, with a major in Japanese cuisine.

Everywhere around KL, there's promotions made. My first choice was Tenji.

Look at this place, the settings of Tenji are enough to kill you.

Stop! These are more beautiful... Oh yeah!

Notice why in the pictures there's "buurps.com and Brian Chong"?
Yes its not me and No we did not end up in Tenji because the reservation is FULL! It is FULLY BOOKED! I'm sorry =( And a walk-in is just too risky. Mont Kiara is about 1 hour away from where I live, and if there's of no traffic jam. Furthermore, I'm really not sure where the hell it is actually located even though they showed the map. Damm I'm an idiot with coordinates.

So our next choice was, Shogun. Japanese buffet too, located in 1 Utama.

Look at this, mouth watering too.

Once again sad to say we did not have our buffet there simply because of the time constraint. Both Tenji and Shogun are having promotions. Tenji is far and is fully booked. Shogun is kinda far too and the time is too short. [I'm having supper buffet because I woke up at about 8pm and its cheaper]

Finally, we went on with Baby's suggestion - YakiYaki. YakiYaki, like the other two restaurants is also having promotions. Best thing is, there's place for 4 and we have 4 hours (10pm-2am) to eat, eat and eat. HahA sweet deal, huh? And its on 50% promotion.

The restaurant's napkins

Men's room - got clubbing feel inside =P

Bamboos (Japanese buffet=Japanese deco)

Some stuffs

Other stuffs

You can fry, and its lamb-licious

You can fry, you can steam (lala-licious)

Argentinian Squid
Thumbs up!
Eatin with hands - more tasty and easy
Corn.. is my.. weapon.. muahaha
Eating to him is like sucking (LOLOL)
Sifu Cook in action

Hey I can cook too!!

Q. What is he looking at?
A. Sexy girl cooking xD

Baby: I'm drunk and this is Sashimi


1st Challenge of the Day: Raw Oysters
The Challengers: Baby and Ben
Before the challenge - still laughing

During the challenge - squishing lemon juiceBen says: "Are you kidding me?"
Split second

LOL, it really feels like vomitingJenny from the block
2nd Challenge of the Day - Raw Eggs
*empty* - this is much easier than raw oyster

After the challenges: Arghhh, pls take my life
Coco-nuts Time!!


Coconut wheel of fortune?

LMAO - we drank a bunch
Wine...

Red wine..

White wine..

Cheers, Kampai!

Desert
The mess after devouring

Unfinished stuff
New Kungfu from Red + White wine: Baby's Drunken Red Monkey Arse FaceLOL