Homerun

Few days before exam..
Once again, my lazy arse is getting on my nerves..
So I want to take some time out to blog a little..
Exam preparation is fantastic.. last minute work again.. yeah!!! Pages done - Erm.. 2 pages.. Haha
CNY preparation is fantastic too.. did lots of shopping.. year 2009 will be expecting a new Bensasoun with lots of new clothes with style thanks to my dear.. *lubs*

Year end of 2008 also will be expecting a broke Bensasoun thanks to >> my dear, my sister, myself << (2 b'days in December, this fear has profounded into my soul, eternally)

So hopefully in 2 days time, OB exam wont be too harsh on this little boy.
Otherwise, I will sexually harass myself !!!

After braining off myself, I will have to "cheok chou" back to my hometown and slave for 1 month. Gosh~ this world certainly do not have free lunch or kap na jumping around

Fortunately, my sister and cousin Steven will support me when i'm back AS THEY HAVE PROMISED ME TO DO SO IF NOT THEY WILL SUFFER SEVERE CONSEQUENCES FOR LYING TO THEIR BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KiKi =D
If you don't, well.. I will sexually harass myself again! Haha

The Month of December

Okay, first of all in the month of December I have 3 (three) major celebrations which are quite major (ALAMAK!!!). In ascending orders, they are my sister's birthday, my girlfriend's birthday and Christmas. Because I am still in the "student" category, therefore I do not have any worries for Christmas except no money for clubbing.

But in this year's December, walaoeh, I almost commited suicide because of my 2 (two) taukeh-so (see-tao-poh @ boss' wife). First I would like to talk about things which have happened. Super advanced birthday celebration for my sister, Jennifer. Below is a picture of her, if you see her on any occasion, anytime and anywhere. PLEASE do not hesistate but to turn back and run as fast as possible!!! You will know why..........

(Extra info: My dad once told me, "Son, you CAN forget my birthday. But NOT your sister's. She is born in 1985 and she might run u over") - check chinese lunar calender

Tada - The Devil Cow with an Angel's smile

Straight after work, she came to Bangsar Village 2 to meet up with us. Well, we walked. We walked a little. We walked around the area. We walked into boutiques and we walked pass cafes and bistros and shops and streets and cars. We finally went to Marmalade for a feast. I consider this as her Christmas present.

Before this, me and my girl already set up a suprise Birthday present for her. I would like to spoil my sis a little since she always spoil me. She bought me a blue cardigan from People's. Not wanting to tantalize her again, I obeyed to her wish which is a Cleo from Crocs. Besides from the slipper and the dinner, we also got her a lovely and cute card which has interesting words in it. My girl gave it some "renovation", just to add more flavour =). It was wrapped nicely and remained under the seat for sometime. No words to be spoken. It remained silent.

Coming back to the dinner part, Marmalade didn't look quite inviting outside. But when we jumped in, the decorations were actually fantastic, although the wooden furnitures are quite old with cracks. We sat down, looked at the menu, picked our food, made our orders. Then we started cham whoring. Hehe for people who know me close I'm actually kinda camera shy but this time I laid it down. Gratz to myself :D

I told myself, wow, this menu is hard

My sister brain-washing my girl to ally her =\

Then, came our food and our drinks.

Fettucini Salmon

Taste like drain water+ginger

**** I can't believe this cost me RM10

Dear, I wanna try yours

Dear: Drink back your one lah

Cheh.. drink ma drink.. Ah, here comes Aglio Olio. Kiki

*Lubs*

Alamak!! I also kena brain-wash d... KiKi

Ok lah.. Fren back

Three of a kind

After dinner, we sent my sister back home. From Bangsar Village to her house, it was a short 5 minutes for her but a long 5 minutes for my big plan. Haha. As we reach, she opened the door. We exchanged greets and smiles. As she sets her right leg out of the door onto the tar pavement, I quickly took out the bag of suprise and gave it to her. Kiki suprise. She seemed happy, so we were happy too!

The suprise with the envelope beautifully decorated by my Dear

The cute card.. Just like me... Hehe *Ahems*

Cleo from Crocs; HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIS!!!

Time spent was not more than 4 hours, but it was enough. Full of joys, laughters, teasing-me and silly stuff. Happy birthday sis from me and elle. Quality time, but not quantity! Yeah!

"The Road Not Taken"

Aah, I remember this picture. It must be Form4 or Form5 literature. I wonder how I remembered it. A miracle. Couldn't remember the name so well but, but, after some search using keywords I finally found out. For something to stay inside of my memory so long, it must be "extrodinary".

I remember this poem's author, Robert Frost illustrated himself inside the poem in a situation where he needs to travel to some place, but there are 2 roads available. However, one has more signs of tear and wear while the other remained calm and steady. The I remembered something like the took a day off there but the next day no one passed by. In the end he made the decision to choose the road less travelled!

(ps: Robert Frost soon found the time machine together with Michael J. Fox, they travelled through the tunnel of times soon, and Robert became Bill Gates, while Michael changed his name to Jackson and started to became Wacko) - bullshit

Really, I couldn't remember the whole story and its meaning completely and precisely. So I done some research because I wanted to know. Then, hopefully it will be able to help my cousin solve his problem.

In this poem, he walked down the woods and saw two roads. He tried to reach his sight as far as possible but what he saw was vague. Too bad, he COULDN'T travel both. So he kept looking at the roads and thought for some time which one to take.

He looked down at the first road, and claim that it is more worn. So wanted to take the second road, but then he noticed that they are almost similarly worn. They were about the same but not exactly.

The next day, fresh leaves has fallen on both road and there is no obvious sign of any traffic. He wanted to go with the second road and then come back sometime in future for the first road. However, life is short and he doubted that he will be able to do so.

The trickiest part in this poem is this part. He chose one of the two roads. After that he expressed his feelings with a "sigh" and mentioned that the decision made all the "difference".

A sigh may be a positive sigh (what a relief) or a negative sigh (oh dear). Therefore, the end which leads down to the word "difference" couldn't specifically tell us whether the decision of him choosing the road from the other was a positive difference or a negative difference.

Dear Steven. The same goes with your decision. Its obvious you cant attend both Elim Youth Camp or your St.John Ambulance Camp. You took some time out. You work your brain hard thinking of which one to go. You doubt your own decision. You lose faith. I see fear in your eyes that will take the heart of mine. BUT NOT TODAY. Today we Fight for Brotherhood!

LoL sound familiar right? haha...

You are thorn between two decisions which is both of equal importance to you. But I see you have made your decision to join the Youth Camp if I correct. Then some Singh came up again to persuade you to join the St. John Camp.

It's just like the poem. Imagine you are Robert Frost at the time he had to make the decision. In the end, he made the decision and went on with it. But what he told us is that the decision made all the "difference", but we don't know if it's positive or negative. Even he himself didn't know because it is the future. And he certainly can never travel both cause life is short.

So what I got for you Bro is that, whichever your decision is, it will lead to a "difference". Positive or negative, is for you to find out. I can't tell you which road to take because I'm an idiot with directions :)

But I just want to let you know that, whether studying Form6 or Pre-U, it doesn't matter. It's still the same shit. In the end, eventually you will get your Degree. The content however, is important. I did Form6 because I wanted to. And I enjoyed it. And my brain is not so free to think of what I will be missing off if I went for Pre-U instead of Form6. So I had a positive "difference".

For you, in choosing which camp to go to, and for choosing either for Form6 or Pre-U, it's most important that you understand which one you wanted the most. Then go for it. I believe both camp will be fun, but if your heart tells you that you miss your gay partner Clarence so much that you can sacrifice your St. John Camp which is also a once in a lifetime experience. Then you should listen to your heart and go to that camp immediately and make out with Clarence XD

And Youth Camp should be fun, cause I've been to it twice if I've not mistaken.

All the best to your in your SPM. We are already proud. DO us more proud. Hehe

Hear me out!!! o0o

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful word in Cantonese today is the word "TEW"
It is one magical word which just by the sound can describe pleasure, hate and love.
"TEW" falls into many grammatical categories.

It can be used as a verb both transitive (eg. Goh tewed Irene) and intransitive (eg. Irene wastewed by Goh)

It can be a noun (eg. Goh doesn't give a tew about Irene) or an adverb (Irene is te-wing beautiful)

It should be obvious by now that there are not many words as versatile as the word "Tew"Besides its sexual connotation, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations:

*Fraud - Ngor pei yan tew chor

*Dismay - Tew nia ma hai

*Trouble - Lei chii tew lor

*Aggression - Tew kow lei

*Passive - Tew ngor

*Confusion - Tew mat chat?

*Difficulty - Tew, ng chat meng ah...

*Despair - Li bei yan tew lorr

*Philosophical - Mm lan tew hai lah..

*Religious - Omi toh fut, tew

*Incompetence - Oh, tew lo

*Displeasure - Tew, fart sang meh yeh si ah??

*Laziness - Mou lan tew ...

*Rebellion - Tew chart hoi!

*Direction - Mart chart tew tei fong ah???

*Misunderstanding - Hui dei tew chow hoi

*Denial - Ngor mou tew dou...

*Low self-esteem - Ngor mou lan tew yoong

*Suprised - Wahh!!! tew...

*Insane - Chi lan tew sin

*Frustration - Tewwwwwwwww...

*Calm - Mou tew! Mou tew!

*Flirtatious - Lai tew ngor la

*Honest - Ngor yau tew dou

*Dissapointed - Hou 7 tew ge la

*Hungry - Kuay tew

*Lonely - Mou yan tew ngor

*Accident - Look 7 lo, tew

The mind really boggles at the many creative uses. How could anyone be offended when you say the word "TEW"?

RETURN OF THE KING

Hi guys.. I'm back
It's been a long time since I left and it shouldn't be that way

Just wanna keep my fans out there updated with the latest information.
So Forest Diu King is back...

Bad news first - Casualties
In recent "battles" with cancer.. My friend Onn Chai's severed body finally gave in .. but his soul would still hang around in mah-joong parlours and around sexy beaches.. RIP my first class "pei ka" and barren friend...

Second, Mrs. Lam, Audrey's tuition teacher suffering years from stomach cancer, succumbed to it. Such a wonderful teacher she is.. Although she's gone, the education lost a good old teacher but found a good new one as well .. (i'm gonna fucking teach when i finish Uni =D)

Third one, is Mr.Lee's son. Some brief profile about his son. His son is a manager is a Japanese wooden manufacturer, 2nd in the family and urm in about his late 20's. His father found his son hanging himself to death in his room. No notes or words was left behind. However, his father told us that he gambles..
NO FURTHER COMMENT WILL BE GIVEN!!
ps: Don't gamble.. It will take your life faster than AIDS....

There we go.. 3 casualties in a week's time ... that's what big enough to move the KING's lazy arse back to his laptop and do some finger exercising..

Next up, Good news - Marriage

Good news guys.. I just got my girlfriend pregnant and her parent's are gonna kill me. :)
Just crappin..
My brother from another father and mother, is coming back from Johor after being on fugitive because he owe me some shit and i told him i'm gonna chop his dick off... XD
Now he's back to celebrate her sister's wedding .. (its not his, its her.. yes my friend is a faggot :) ) By the way, his nick is Smeagol
I'm invited and I plan to go to meet him, her sister for the first time and other friends and etc..
It's a happy celebration, and congratz we've got another couple with License to fuck.. kiki
Indeed... a GOOD news

The truth is, many things happened in the past, happy ones and sad ones as well but I did not do any update because I'm lazy and I have a good memory (blogging are for aging people).
But as I age.. ^^ I know I need to blog more. So I will try my best to update in future..but the past would be difficult..the other hindrance is pictures.. I don't have a digi-cam.. I cant cam-whore.. ROFL..
So let's put the past aside as History, appreciate today by blogging because the future is a Mystery.. yeah

salvation army

In less than a week's time, there is one assignment due, 1 midterm and 2 more assignments to come with midterms and tutorials and boring lecture classes. Part of my mind and body is tired and wore off. Also damm boring, short sem is like digging a hole, when shit is wanting so desperately to burst out of your anal, the "kap si" feeling.. walao @_@ sieh ah

On the other hand, flashing back on the treaties at Italiannies, it was absolutely exquisite and refreshing. (freakin expensive too) Dear sister, you are the best in the world :) If once a week got such nice refreshment, then good lor.. hoho

Since I have been inactive for such a long long time, just wanted to crap a little...
Back to my stuff now.. adios amigo... and beach-o

*Speechless*

Today is a sad day..

My mind sores of sorrowness..

I'm drowned in my own tears..

Notice the date of the last post??

I haven't been busy.. I'm just letting my arse get lazy..

Nice come back tho... LOL... i guess ... =(